What a legacy!

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Yes, this is amazing 🌚

The first thing you have to do on any new Windows installation is to REMOVE ONEDRIVE and run debloat. Like: even if your parents are using it, run the damn debloat.

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#WTF@GameDEV

Microslop rebranded office into AI. Who the fuck asked for it?! That's the office suite, damn degenerates, stop naming everything AI.

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If you are making a game on a custom engine or modified one, it will not pass Windows Smart Screen. The signature can be obtained by releasing it to MS Store or Steam, but do you know you can simply send your game to Microsoft?

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/wdsi/filesubmission — it will take months, usually, but still better than nothing.

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Browser extension that replaces Microsoft with Microslop!

Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en/firefox/addon/microsoft-to-microslop/

Chrome: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/microsoft-to-microslop/hlkljlkdinjnbfmclionhbefbnefcgll

PS. You better not be using random browser add-ons, I'm sharing it for memes only.

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I'm watching you, Microslop!

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Microslop is in danger! You have to support the bubble or they will lose... He also shifts the blame to users, like they are not doing useful enough things.

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#AI@GameDEV

Basic Windows 11 apps such as Notepad, Snipping Tool, Paint, and even OEM tools like ASUS Armory Crate stopped launching due to a Microsoft Store licensing check failure.

It seems that Microslop tried to improve the security against pirated apps and failed. But at least AI writes half of their code, you know... can you imagine that they expect you to have MS account to run Notepad?

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#Microsoft@GameDEV

Do they still make updates that aren't destroying the whole system?

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#Windows@GameDEV

This meme never gets old!

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Just in case you missed the outcome, you are now obligated to use active Microsoft login to use Windows apps. Their recent licence bug was not a bug!

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Yet another Windows 11 update corrupted boot drives information for millions of users and Microslop is yet again pausing the delivery.

It's the THIRD BROKEN UPDATE IN JANUARY ALONE. It's not even a full month yet and they have failed three times already.

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Microsoft lost 12% of its market value in one day: the new financial report proved that unimaginable investments into AI do not pay off and cloud services are not growing either as it used to be a few years ago.

This explains the recent statements by the CEO, who warned that users on average are wasting AI.

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