☠️☠️ #SelfRemovalReport update! 📈

⚠️ In this one self removals were split into 2 tiers: proper and questionable. The latter includes self removals that were not fully captured on camera, incomplete self removals and other sus stuff.

▫️ 16% of self removals are labeled as questionable
▫️ 58% of all recorded self removals happened in 2024 with 8.7 self removals per month on average
▫️ AK remains the favorite self removal method
▫️ Russian ingenuity brings us two new kinds of self removal: knife 🔪 and well 🚰

As of today "directions" are defined as the following (pic #5):
1) Luhansk
2) Siversk (aka Kreminna/Lyman)
3) Bakhmut
4) Avdiivka
5) Marinka
6) Vuhledar
7) Urozhaine
8) Zaporizhzhia
9) Kherson

❌ I would like to note these are not actual self removals:
https://tttttt.me/ukr_pics/19493
https://tttttt.me/fpvmp/59 (pidor's firing at the drone)

☠️☠️ 7️⃣0️⃣ #SelfRemovalReport 📈

I congratulate everyone on this important milestone 🎉

▫️ We are averaging 8.4 SRs/month in 2024 aka 1 each 3.5 days
▫️ My self removal spreadsheet is now publicly available

Expect next update at 💯 💯☠️

☠️☠️ 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ SMO SUMMARY: ANOTHER DAY — ANOTHER SUICIDE

☠️☠️ It's my distinct honor to congratulate every pidorussian on this huge 101 SR milestone 🎉

☠️☠️ After traveling across rivers and mountains, sitting through seasons of broomstick and gay rape, and researching thousands of pictures and videos in the strictest OSINT standards, we, the investigative team of the UHP Special Suicide Experts™, have finally gathered over 100 self removal events performed by the russian liberators in Ukraine, done with rifles, grenades and some other less efficient tools.

☠️☠️ We proudly present the long awaited compilation. Special thanks to everybody who's been helping us in documenting this phenomenon.

🚀 Suicide rate continues to accelerate. This August we've recorded 13 instances in just 17 days. This is the most suicidally productive month on record!

▫️ August: 1 suicide every 1.3 days
▫️ July: 1 suicide every 2.4 days
▫️ 2024: 1 suicide every 2.9 days
▫️ 2023: 1 suicide every 19.2 days

🗺 Avdiivka/Pokrovsk continues to be the most suicidal direction

ℹ️ Some suicides are rather questionable and cannot be 100% verified
ℹ️ Since a certain OSINT clooown's been stealing the invaluable research and posting it as his own, we've taken steps to mitigate this subhuman behavior. A certain number of SRs haven't been posted on the channel yet. They'll be posted within the next 2-3 weeks days. The SR spreadsheet will be updated accordingly.

#SelfRemovalReport #SelfRemoval #OC

☠️☠️ 1️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ September #SelfRemovalReport

🚀 We are breaking yet another record this September with 26 total SRs at the rate of 1 every 1.15 days. 30% monthly stock growth. Over the past 2 weeks the rate seems to be slowing down 😔

Highlights include
🔪 Knife
🏢 Gravity
🤪 Grenade

ℹ️ Although these terms have been used somewhat interchangeably, SR ≠ suicide, as the latter is intentional by definition. To account for this there's now an accidental SR tier these [1] [2] fall under. Unfortunately, intent determination is complicated as you can't exactly ask a subhuman lying on explosives if he's doing it intentionally or just plain retarded.

ℹ️ Hitting FPVs with sticks isn't considered a SR for the same reason driving over a mine isn't, as these objects are inherently exogenous, [usually] originating from the Ukrainian side. SR by definition limits the external assistance that can be provided to a client by third parties in order to finalize a transaction.

ℹ️ SR spreadsheet: If by some miracle I figure out how to group events by months in a pivot table, I'll add a monthly graph on google docs

☠️☠️ 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣ November #SelfRemovalReport

🚀 This November we celebrate the new record of 29 SR incidents, almost a daily occurrence. Impressive 81% monthly growth!

🕯 This rapid rise reflects investor confidence in the stock long-term potential

➡️ To celebrate the new ATH we massively overhauled the stats

🇺🇦 Brigade-level SR breakdown is now available and ⛰ is wining

📍 Massive gaps in location data have been filled based on historic unit geolocation data. It's far from 100% accurate but should be good enough. Direction map is available here

📊 Bar/Column charts now include 5 different SR tiers:
▫️ Proper — suicides beyond a reasonable doubt
▫️ Questionable — possible suicides
▫️ Accidental — unintentional ones
▫️ Failed — typically a jam
▫️ Fake — typically implies faking a headshot

🧮 Current SR count (179) is calculated as the sum of proper+questionable+accidental because big number

😔 Many SRs this month were of rather poor quality and hard to verify

ℹ️ Some SR spreadsheet updates
1) This SR was found to be a duplicate of this one
2) This one is counted as questionable
3) Many fixes

🎄 2️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ ☠️☠️ 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ December #SelfRemovalReport

🐷 This year we accidentally started collecting data on the matter of public importance known as

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🚀 Phenomenal 863% year-to-year growth in the challenging economic climate exceeded everyone's wildest expectations

☠️☠️ Inclusive russian military continues rolling out innovative SR methods to the market, rifles, grenades, knives, tourniquets, barbed (razor ?) wire, not to mention the all time favorite burning pidor

🧮 Current SR count (205) is calculated as the sum of Suicide + Suicide (?)

📊 Bar/Column charts are split into 5 different SR tiers:
🔵 Suicide — suicides beyond a reasonable doubt
🔵 Suicide (?) — possible suicides
🌐 Accidental — unintentional ones
🔴 Failed — typically a jam
🟠 Fake — typically implies faking a headshot

📍 Due to massive Ukrainian winings this year, we updated the directions. Avdiivka is no more.

🤯 Malicious actors have been stealing the invaluable work of our team. God willing, their hands'll be chopped off to eliminate the degeneracy they spread ☝🏻

ℹ️ From what's been observed, we'd estimate the Ukrainian numbers to be roughly at 1:10 ratio
ℹ️ I'd like to thank the UHP Special Suicide Experts™ team and everyone helping us in this important endeavor. As usual, the data is available in this somewhat regularly updated SR spreadsheet.