How dare you put your lips on my man

Mark Zuckerberg

Walking into work and seeing we are short….

MRW the light turns green and no one moves;

It needs to be done

When you’re using your psychic abilities to find out why your girlfriend is mad at you;

First word will be...

When you check your student loan balance;

We need more of this please.

Boyle's Law. It's a thing!

Grammar, syntax, and punctuation are important!

Almost forgot what day it is

He's performing well in his new roll

Take me to your leader

Let there be Light

We can upload videos again?

Your 2025 "Wrapped" video is now ready!

Trauma from past experiences

She forgot how to sit on it at first

The Internet is so awful -- and so wonderful