The Porkchop Express
Something a humanoid cat would drive in a children’s book
And what I mean by that is-fucking badass!
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Forwarded from The Porkchop Express
Hey dudes=slipped on
Cargo shorts=buttoned
Collar on the polo=popped
Baseball hat=on crooked
All dykes for some reason
Cargo shorts=buttoned
Collar on the polo=popped
Baseball hat=on crooked
All dykes for some reason
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Idk wtf a sharingan is but this made me think about those early night vision goggles that allegedly drove people insane when they wore them
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Imagine taking a shit while wearing the Nike brand evil contact lenses that show you the demon realm and drive you insane
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the 39 IQ ghost of maya angelou
John Porkchop's secret dipslop recipe
This is a violation
Pvmpgang
Why is this a winter time dip?
Cause it’s like 300 calories per chip scoop look at the ingredients
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Forwarded from Mid West
The Porkchop Express
Well now I know which chat I’m NOT sharing this top secret recipe in
This reminds me. I work with a guy who eats cans of Vienna sausages each day for lunch or a snack. He is either drinking Dr Pepper or eating Vienna sausages when i see him. He leaves empty sausage cans on his forklift. Drinks the juice and everything.
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