🇦🇷❗️🇻🇪 — President Milei welcomes US pressure on Venezuela and demands the release of Argentine gendarme Nahuel Gallo, illegally detained in Venezuela.

The atrocious and inhumane dictatorship of narco-terrorist Nicolás Maduro casts a dark shadow over our region. This danger cannot continue to exist on the continent, or it will drag us all down with it.

Argentina welcomes the pressure from the United States and Donald Trump to free the Venezuelan people. The time for half-measures on this matter is over. Furthermore, we urge all members of the bloc to abandon this position (timidity) and unequivocally condemn this authoritarian experiment by Maduro.

Moreover, we will continue to demand in all international forums the release of the Argentine Nahuel Gallo, who was illegally detained.

We applaud the international recognition of the courage of María Corina Machado, laureate of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, and reiterate our call for respect for the will of the Venezuelan people.

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⚡🦌🎅 An unknown high-altitude object is currently cruising over Eastern Europe.

The aircraft has a ground speed of ~Mach 7, allowing it to travel around the globe in a few hours only.

@wfwitnes

🇦🇷🎉🇭🇳🗳️ — Argentine President Javier Milei celebrated the victory of Tito Asfura in the Honduran presidential elections, after the National Electoral Council (CNE) officially declared him the winner following a long wait.

Milei stated:

“The victory of Tito Asfura is a decisive defeat of narco-socialism and a clear sign that freedom is once again prevailing in Honduras.
The Honduran people expressed themselves with courage at the ballot box and chose to put an end to years of authoritarianism and decadence.
From Argentina, we celebrate the triumph of freedom and reaffirm our commitment to democracy, the popular will, and absolute respect for institutions in the region.
VLLC!”

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//The Wire//2300Z December 24, 2025//
//FESTIVE//
//BLUF: UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT PILOTED BY MAN IN RED SUIT SPOTTED DEPARTING NORTH POLE.//

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North Pole: Yesterday afternoon Santa's elves were carrying out final preparations for the yearly trip around the world.

This year, a slight delay was noted by the Northern Observatory for Elvish Labor due to some of the flight plan paperwork and airspace clearance permits arriving a bit later than expected. Once the various paperwork was filed, the Supervisory Administrator for Nighttime Transportation Activities confirmed that Santa was able to complete final preparations for delivery this afternoon.

Greenland: Earlier this evening, a US Air Force RADAR site detected an object departing the North Pole. As the object flew over the Norwegian territory of Svalbard, observers saw a bright red light shining from the object, marking it's position in the night sky.

Alaska: Some time later, the United States Air Force Center for Logistical Analysis of Unknown Sky Events scrambled F-16 fighter aircraft to visually confirm the presence of Mr. Claus, however the pilots were unable to keep up with Santa as he was flying much too fast for normal aircraft. At Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, the director of the Joint Organization for Leading Logistics, Yearly stated that he had never before seen anything fly so fast, and that Santa's sleigh must have been upgraded earlier this year.

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Analyst Comments: Santa Claus is indeed coming to town. For those who want to track Santa in real time NORAD has their yearly tracker to help find out where Santa is flying right now, which can be found at www.noradsanta.org.

As a reminder, it is recommended that all children go to bed a bit early tonight, as local zoning regulations mean that Santa cannot deliver presents while everyone is still awake. St. Nicholas' power does work globally, however it is helpful to make his job a little easier when possible as he has a lot of homes to visit!

As such, may everyone have a Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!

Analyst: S2A1
Research: https://publish.obsidian.md/s2underground
Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report.
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🇦🇷✈️🎅🏻 — The Tucano Squadron "Black Sheep" of the III Air Brigade in Reconquista, Santa Fe, intercepted the "unknown object."

This unknown object, named "SANTA1," requested an escort, which the squadron granted. Main misión of SANTA1 is "delivering gifts"

FELIZ NAVIDAD A TODOS!!!!!!!

Behead those who insult Christmas.