#Joke

〽️Interview Start...

MP & HR Officer

🔆HR : what is your name?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : In full please...

🔅Mike : Michael Phang

🔆HR : your father's name?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : what does that mean?

🔅Mike : Melvin Phang

🔆HR : your native place?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : what's that?

🔅Mike : Malacca Province

🔆HR : what is your qualification?

🔅Mike : MP

🔆HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

🔅Mike : Mathematics Professor

🔆HR : so why do you need a job?

🔅Mike : it is because of MP sir

🔆HR : meaning?

🔅Mike : Money Problems

🔆HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

🔅Mike : MP sir..

🔆HR : and what is that??

🔅Mike : Marvelous Personality

🔆HR : I see... I will get back to you..

🔅Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

🔆HR : and what's that again?

🔅Mike : My Performance..

🔆HR : I think u hv an MP..

🔅Mike : meaning??

🔆HR : Mental Problem!!!

😃😃😃😃

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@sirjimmy

New words :
ZeroheroMARY:
Words to make sentences with
Newspaper
turn
another (usu problematic)
comics
fun
in color
Sentences:


Men's turn left coz women are always right. #joke #humour

Follow the right path. Don't turn on a short but wrong path


Take the next U turn, then turn right


There are a lot of turns in life we have to take.

Make your life meaningful. U might not get another chance


Give me another chance please🙏


I need this one plz use another one


Another day, means another chance to be another one , someone much better than your previous one.


Can u give me another newspaper this is dirty and I can't read it

@sirjimmy #teamjimmy #Beginners

#Joke

〽️Interview Start...

MP & HR Officer

🔆HR : what is your name?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : In full please...

🔅Mike : Michael Phang

🔆HR : your father's name?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : what does that mean?

🔅Mike : Melvin Phang

🔆HR : your native place?

🔅Mike : MP sir

🔆HR : what's that?

🔅Mike : Malacca Province

🔆HR : what is your qualification?

🔅Mike : MP

🔆HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

🔅Mike : Mathematics Professor

🔆HR : so why do you need a job?

🔅Mike : it is because of MP sir

🔆HR : meaning?

🔅Mike : Money Problems

🔆HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

🔅Mike : MP sir..

🔆HR : and what is that??

🔅Mike : Marvelous Personality

🔆HR : I see... I will get back to you..

🔅Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

🔆HR : and what's that again?

🔅Mike : My Performance..

🔆HR : I think u hv an MP..

🔅Mike : meaning??

🔆HR : Mental Problem!!!

😃😃😃😃

#teamjimmy
@sirjimmy

#joke
#teamjimmy
@sirjimmy

A kid was missing... His family uploaded a message on whatsapp with his photo. He was found !!! Thats a big thanks to whatsapp... Now it is more than three months... He is not able to go to school... Why...? Because whenever people see him, they drop him back home as the message is still circulating on whatsapp....😂😂😂😂

Have a. Good weekend all.. Have a laugh #joke #funny #teamjimmy