"That was the old me" refers to your past self, "when I'm old" refers to your future self.

A shopping cart with one bad wheel can turn a normal errand into a personality test.

The McDonald's CEO can redeem himself by going on Hot Ones.

Old dads had a drawer full of wires. Today's dads have a drawer full of USB cables.

It's somewhat unfair to Achilles, a great warrior and hero, that he is now best known for his one mortal weakness.

If AI behaves as if its sapient, we could consider the robot uprising to coincide with a (philosophical) zombie apocalypse.

The Moon Illusion became the Earth Illusion for the Artemis II crew.

Humans are wild, untamed animals to aliens; that's why they don't contact us. They just watch a safari (Earth). We are as dangerous as wild panthers (only not as smart).

Since the moon formed from an impact with earth, millimeters could have been the difference between material that was ejected into space forever, or eventually becoming part of a human.

When considering a disaster, you probably think you will be a courageous survivor when really you are far more likely to be among the helpless casualties.

Humans are easy to navigate in a crowd because you can instantly tell where they’re going, faces point forward, backs mean they’re moving away. This cue makes huge difference. If we moving sideways like crabs with no clear “front” at a glance, crowded places would probably turn into total gridlock.

OnlyFans is the crowdsourced version of having a sugar daddy.

New houses are huge, yet families aren't bigger, and technology has reduced our space needs.

A phone at 2% battery feels way less trustworthy than a phone at 1%.

The Microsoft Teams hand raise emojis should all have the same skin tone since the palm faces the viewer.

Cavemen either bit their toenails themselves or had a mate/clansmen bite them to keep them trimmed.

I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent.

The average relationship fails.

We already have a form of universal basic income, it just relies on someone becoming desperate enough to commit a crime.

MK Ultra wasn’t a failure because mind control is fictional. They just didn’t have social media and big data at the time.