Most animals that walk on all 4s can only scratch one half of their body at once.

If Starlink ever becomes a thing, airlines will have a hard time making people use airplane mode while on flights.

If reality is actually just a simulation, then whoever is running the server must be paying out the @$$ for the amount of RAM it's guna take.

You lose a lot of wisdom the moment you argue while you are angry.

Sometimes you have to like your own comment to get the ball rolling.

I'm surprised Aloysius O'Hare didn't think about the bubbled town that he sells air to sharing the air supply until air fills most of the space.

In games, the weak team up to beat the strong. In real life, they form a line to serve them.

A movie or TV show about working in a mall in the 80s or 90s could be really interesting. There are so many different stores and so much weird stuff going on behind the scenes.

Blended families are kind of a crazy concept. How can my sibling have siblings that aren't my siblings? My cousins have cousins that aren't my cousins? No thank you.

The only establishment where customers frivolously throw dollars away more than at a strip club is the gun range.

The enshittification of mobile games and increase in ads may have indirectly benefited social media platforms.

They should change daylight savings to noon on Friday so we get off work an hour earlier.

Nothing makes the last bit of your toiletries, like toothpaste or deodorant, last longer than actually remembering to replace it ahead of time...

Most men have probably gotten more lip balm from kissing than they have ever applied themselves.

The Edds from "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" could have actually made some serious bank if they spent a little more time workshopping and refining their ideas instead of focusing on strictly scamming their peers.

Renaming to Department of War was actually really honest.

People probably faked illness to get out of work even in the hunter-gatherer era.

It's really convenient that the ice in our drinks floats up, and then the liquid it cools sinks down so the entire drink eventually cools evenly.

People were probably doing collages on flights in the year 2000.

In a universe with many civilizations, only one needs to reach extreme technological maturity. After that, progress stops being parallel and starts being inherited.