Unbelievable! A resume with points like:
- Expert in JavaScript, ..., Mia Khalifa, ...
- Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers
- Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team
was good enough for companies like Reddit, Dropbox, Atlassian and others.
#hr #interview #humor
- Expert in JavaScript, ..., Mia Khalifa, ...
- Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers
- Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team
was good enough for companies like Reddit, Dropbox, Atlassian and others.
#hr #interview #humor
Reddit
From the recruitinghell community on Reddit: This resume got me an interview!
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Sit back, relax, and check out this story about a guy who got the job at Microsoft because he got lucky and the problem he was given at the 1st interview has been already known to him.
#story #microsoft #interview
#story #microsoft #interview
www.facet.net
I Cheated on My Microsoft Interview | The Facet Blog
In 2004, I was a senior majoring in Computer Engineering at Brigham Young University. The tech industry hadn’t yet fully recovered from the bubble bursting, so programming jobs were pretty hard to come by. I was applying for jobs everywhere, but just couldn’t…
I believe these posts should be read by those who's being interviewed and by those who is interviewing:
- Tech questions
- Company culture questions
+ Also don't miss HN discussions
#job #interview
- Tech questions
- Company culture questions
+ Also don't miss HN discussions
#job #interview
Blogspot
Questions to ask a prospective employer during a job interview
Question : Do developers in your organization have full admin rights on their own computer? Rationale : While blocking admin rights might ma...
I've decided to dedicate this whole week to this wonderful series in prose. Enjoy!
Reversing the technical interview
#interview #humor #fp
Reversing the technical interview
“That’s not a list,” the interviewer says. “That’s an if statement.”
“What else are lists,” you reply, your eyes flashing#interview #humor #fp
Hexing the technical interview
#interview #humor #fp
“We’re, uh, we’re not doing IO here. Just an in-memory list.”
Agree politely, but delete nothing. Never apologize for who you are.#interview #humor #fp
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Typing the technical interview
#interview #humor #fp
“You’re… defining the natural numbers by hand? Why?”
“Haskell is for mathematicians,” you explain. “We always define our terms.”#interview #humor #fp
Rewriting the Technical Interview
#interview #humor #fp
“People always complain,” you murmur. “That Lisps have too many parentheses. What they really mean is that their positions are too far to the left.”#interview #humor #fp
Unifying the Technical Interview
#interview #humor #fp
“You absolute madwoman,” Aisha chortles. “You can’t remember how to balance a binary tree, but you memorized µKanren?”#interview #humor #fp
And a little bonus à la fanfic.
Typescripting the technical interview
#interview #humor #fp
Typescripting the technical interview
“Okay, that looks like a correct solution, but the code is quite hard to follow, and it’s not very concise.” he asserts, wrongly.
“Oh it’s mostly just TypeScript boilerplate. I think you’ll find once it’s compiled down to JavaScript it’s perfectly concise.” you reassure him.
Invoke the compiler#interview #humor #fp
Richard-Towers
Richard Towers | Typescripting the technical interview
An homage to Aphyr's Typing the technical interview
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