Pas de Code
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What I cannot create, I do not understand.

DM: @alexey_mileev
Original channel in RU: @devballet
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Unbelievable! A resume with points like:
- Expert in JavaScript, ..., Mia Khalifa, ...
- Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers
- Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team
was good enough for companies like Reddit, Dropbox, Atlassian and others.

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I've decided to dedicate this whole week to this wonderful series in prose. Enjoy!

Reversing the technical interview

“That’s not a list,” the interviewer says. “That’s an if statement.”
“What else are lists,” you reply, your eyes flashing


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Hexing the technical interview

“We’re, uh, we’re not doing IO here. Just an in-memory list.”
Agree politely, but delete nothing. Never apologize for who you are.


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Typing the technical interview

“You’re… defining the natural numbers by hand? Why?”
“Haskell is for mathematicians,” you explain. “We always define our terms.”


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Rewriting the Technical Interview

“People always complain,” you murmur. “That Lisps have too many parentheses. What they really mean is that their positions are too far to the left.”

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Unifying the Technical Interview

“You absolute madwoman,” Aisha chortles. “You can’t remember how to balance a binary tree, but you memorized µKanren?”

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And a little bonus à la fanfic.

Typescripting the technical interview

“Okay, that looks like a correct solution, but the code is quite hard to follow, and it’s not very concise.” he asserts, wrongly.
“Oh it’s mostly just TypeScript boilerplate. I think you’ll find once it’s compiled down to JavaScript it’s perfectly concise.” you reassure him.
Invoke the compiler


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