“Send out and order it to the front—with chickens. And let them understand that we don't want any more of this cold indifference.”

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Mark Twain, Who will be very grateful, and will vote right.

You will excuse me from taking any more chances on those beds. The railroads are good enough for me.

I mean helmet; but it seems impossible to make a picture of a helmet that a body can have confidence in.

“I stood as close to him as I am to you; I could have put out my hand and touched him.”

Blessed be the chestnut that brought us near together and taught me to know the goodness of her heart and the sweetness of her spirit!

He picked up one to examine it, but changed his mind and put it down again. Then he went away. Nothing interests him.

I am the first wife; and in the last wife I shall be repeated.

AI can distracted by cake! Can we trust it to navigate the web for us when it is hungry? What if the bad guys have cake!?