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The first 3 years of marriage:
√ In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
√ In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
√ In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


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Lilbro: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "Of course not..."
Lilbro: "Good, thanks...! Because I haven't done my homework." 🏃‍♂

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Lilbro: “I am a master of fast calculations.”
Me: “I can't believe that, but OK, what is 758 times 642 divided by 5?”
Lilbro: “22!”
Me: “Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
Lilbro: “Might be, but it was fast!”
🏃‍♂

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Teacher: "How many letters are there in the English alphabet?"

Libro: "18 letters! 3 in 'the', 7 in 'English"', and 8 in 'alphabet'."
🏃‍♂

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Me: "Bro..., There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?"

Lilbro: "None!

Me: "Are you sure?"

Lilbro: "Yeah, None! They all fly away!!"
🏃‍♂

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Lilbro: "Hurry up!"
Girl: "Wait for me honey..., I’m just finishing my make-up."
Lilbro: You don’t need make-up, dear."
Girl: "Oh, My Love…., really? That is so sweet of you!"
Lilbro: "You need plastic surgery."
🏃‍♂

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I am at a doctor after my Lilbro’s check-up.
The doctor looks serious and says, “I'm sorry, your litle brother is very sick. He needs to rest and not get upset. I will prescribe you some sleeping pills.”
Me: “Ok, no problem..., and how often should he take those?”
Doctor: “Oh, they’re not for him, dear, they’re for you.”
😡

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Girl: "honey, if you're sleeping, send me your dreams...."
Lilbro: "Ok, dear I will"
Girl: "If you're laughing, send me your smile.."
Lilbro: "Of course, dear I will...."
Girl: "If you're crying, send me your tears, and if you're eating send me a bite... You know how much I love you..."
Lilbro: "I know, my lady..."
Girl: "So, send me whatever you are doing, now..!"
Lilbro: "I'm on the toilet, please give me advise.."

😀

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There were two cows in a field.. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa”.
The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa ?!”
The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language..”
🏃‍♂

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Lilbro: "Hon, do you know how many trees are cut down per day to produce exam papers?
Me: "No..."
Lilbro: "10,000 trees! So Honbro, let's save the trees!"
Me: "How...?"
Lilbro: "Say NO to exams!"
🏃‍♂

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Lilbro: "Hon.., I got A+ for a test...."
Me: "Finally, congratulations! Alhamdulillaah, you are really my genius little brother!"
Lilbro: "Hmm.."
Me: "BTW, which test?"
Lilbro: "Blood Group Test, Hon..."
🏃‍♂


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Lovesis: "Lilbro..., you are expert in English, right?"
Lilbro: "yes..."
Lovesis: "Help me, answer this question... please.."
Lilbro: "hmm..."
Lovesis: "Her mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk. Tell me, Lilbro, Who was drunk?"
Lilbro: "She!"
🏃‍♂

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Me: "What's wrong with you ..."
Lilbro: "My stomach aches, pain, Hon...."
Me: "That's because your tummy is empty, Lilbro..."
Lilbro: "Oh, Really?! Stomach aches coz my tummy is empty... Now I understand, Hon...Why you always have headache...."
🏃‍♂

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Girl: "It seems raining for a long time... I can't go home"
Lilbro: "Take my shirt, I don't want you get wet"
Girl: "Oh, You are always willing to sacrifice for me, darling... how noble you are. But what about you, I also don't want you to get wet..."
Lilbro: "Dont worry about me... I have umbrella.."
🏃‍♂

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Lilbro: "Hon.., I think I'm smarter than Bill Gates, Larry and Sergey, Mark Zuckerberg or Steve Jobs"
Me: "Wow!! They are all creators of software, social media"
Lilbro: "Yes...! Bill Gates created Microsoft, Larry/Sergey created Google, Mark created Facebook, Steve Job created Apple."
Me: "And you created what...?"
Lilbro: "I created accounts in all of them!!... You see, How genius I am..."
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Lilbro: "Hon..., What are the other words for ignorance and indifference..."
Me: "I don't know and I don't care.."
Lilbro: "Come on Bigbro, I'm serious!"
Me: "Yes... I don't know and I don't care...."
Lilbro: "Papa sent you to school in vain"
😡

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Girl: "Sweetheart..., what do you call your mother?"
Lilbro: "Mum..."
Girl: "What do you call your mother's younger sister and mother's elder sister?"
Lilbro: "Hmmm... Mini Mum and Maxi Mum..."
🏃‍♂

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband:
A - Adorable,
B - Beautiful,
C - Cute,
D - Delightful,
E - Elegant,
F - Fashionable,
G - Gorgeous, and
H - Honest

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband:
"I'm Just Kidding!"

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Lilbro: "Hon..., What are the other words for ignorance and indifference..."
Me: "I don't know and I don't care.."
Lilbro: "Come on Bigbro, I'm serious!"
Me: "Yes... I don't know and I don't care...."
Lilbro: "Daddy sent you to school in vain"

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband:
A - Adorable,
B - Beautiful,
C - Cute,
D - Delightful,
E - Elegant,
F - Fashionable,
G - Gorgeous, and
H - Honest

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband:
"I'm Just Kidding!"


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