federal senate has said that they know exactly who made the shorts and refuse to tell btw

lol

"birds aren't spy drones" people real quiet on this one

we should invade every single "jewish grandma" hobby. let them know what it feels like to steal someone's home

he attempted to give up his liberty for temporary safety. classic blunder.

i should print out a picture of gigachad benjamin franklin and mail it to him

serbian war 101 for americans:
"okay so imagine if everyone who like mcdonalds and everyone who likes burger king started killing each other over their preferred burger"

trans people are always talking about spreading transness by trying to convince normal guys that they should wear a dress. imagine if autistic people did that. instead of "im gonna put estrogen in the water supply" its a guy who has a favorite shirt saying "im gonna put pesticides in the water that have links to prenatal autism"
oh wait they already do that.