Who #NailedIt in #crypto this week? And what was the cringeworthy #EpicFail that made us want to find flammable liquid and a lighter? Find out in this weekend's @Cointelegraph Magazine satirical feature! https://t.co/PbmK7fpWUd
February 15, 2020 at 09:55PM
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Figure's Epic Fail - Ethereum Nailed It – Magazine by Cointelegraph
This week we witnessed the global debut of Blockchain, a patronizing sock puppet promoting Figure Lending. But at least Ethereum was around to cheer us up.
This week's #EpicFail involved #TRON and a Super Representative vote that shouldn't have been possible. Speaking of voting, @MikeBloomberg #NailedIt - on the subject of #crypto - becoming the industry's standard-bearer after @AndrewYang dropped out. https://t.co/PTKBla4SQf
February 22, 2020 at 07:54PM
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Tron's Super Representative Epic Fail — Mike Bloomberg Nailed It – Magazine by Cointelegraph
This week, 'decentralized' project Tron used Genesis tokens to vote for super-representatives, while Mike Bloomberg looked to crypto for a ratings boost.
This week's #EpicFail has to be #FCoin - whose #TransMining model shockingly - shockingly! - left it owing users between 7,000 and 13,000 $BTC. @Coinbase, on the other hand, #NailedIt and gets a hat-tip for their #coronavirus prep. https://t.co/6KrGSa8GQh
February 29, 2020 at 09:29PM
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FCoin's Epic Fail — Coinbase Nailed It – Magazine by Cointelegraph
FCoin's economic prowess questioned as they blame the downfall of their 'free money' scheme on poor accounting, while Coinbase prepares for the coronavirus.
Poor old Justin Sun can't win. Warren Buffett doesn't want his $TRX, the #Steem community doesn't want his ninja prowess, and CZ won't hang out with him. #EpicFail! At least the @steemit team members who resigned showed some dignity. #NailedIt. #Opinion https://t.co/NZ92bwmQGS
March 07, 2020 at 06:55PM
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Justin Sun's Epic Fail — Steem Community Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
After failing to convince Warren Buffett on cryptocurrency, Justin Sun failed to convince Steem on centralization. The community reaction was dignified.
RT @CointelegraphZN: Another week, another #EpicFail. Goldbug @PeterSchiff gloated over #Bitcoin's plunge (without mentioning his own wildly-inaccurate prognostications) but true #Hodlers held firm, and #NailedIt by refusing to play the derivatives game. https://t.co/Ffy8ENySxX
March 14, 2020 at 06:55PM
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Peter Schiff's Epic Fail — Bitcoin Hodlers Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Goldbug Peter Schiff attempted to deflect attention from his own wildly-inaccurate predictions by focusing on Bitcoin, while hodlers simply shrugged.
RT @CointelegraphZN: The U.S. government has an answer for everything: PRINT MORE MONEY! Our #EpicFail this week is the continuing blind injection of cash to solve problems that can't be solved with cash. Perhaps @MakerDAO could teach the Administration a thing or six. https://t.co/dNxGQOfuzJ
March 21, 2020 at 07:43PM
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RT @CointelegraphZN: Oops, the #SEC did it again! Relying on the 87 year-old #HoweyTest to discriminate against #Telegram #blockchain investors: #EpicFail. But the #crypto community is fighting a more serious enemy: you #NailedIt with your response to #COVID19. https://t.co/PWuTk3TuZh
March 28, 2020 at 06:45PM
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RT @CointelegraphZN: This week's #EpicFail goes to the #FATF. Can't stop trillions in money-laundering? Pick on retail #crypto traders! But #DonaldTrump Nailed It with his *fully operational* money-go-brrrrrrr machine, accidentally proving the innate value of #Bitcoin. https://t.co/ZmTx8N0yO1
April 04, 2020 at 07:18PM
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The FATF's Epic Fail — Donald Trump Accidentally Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Donald Trump gave Bitcoin the ultimate thumbs-up, with his money-go-brrrrrrr machine. Meanwhile, the FATF can't combat trillions in money-laundering, so it's focusing on lowering exchange reporting from $3,000 to $1,000. That'll help.
RT @CointelegraphZN: A friend of a friend mentioned that #BitcoinCash and #BitcoinSV both had #halving events this week. Who knew? (Or cared?) #EpicFail. At least #Bitcoin CEO Moon Lam Bo is keeping things tight, and refusing to increase the supply of 21 million. #NailedIt. https://t.co/cFZOlsIUqE
April 11, 2020 at 07:19PM
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Bitcoin Forks Halving Epic Fail — Bitcoin CEO Moon Lam Bo Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV halvings were studiously ignored by the public this week, while Bitcoin CEO Moon Lam Bo resisted the urge to infinitely increase the 21 million BTC hard cap under pressure from failing banks and governments.
RT @CointelegraphZN: The Financial Stability Board thinks intense global economic instability means the G20 should regulate #stablecoins. #EpicFail! But #Ethereum #NailedIt, achieving value-transfer parity with #Bitcoin thanks to a flight from volatility and to... stablecoins. https://t.co/lU8WeettlB
April 18, 2020 at 06:20PM
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Financial Stability Board's Epic Fail — Ethereum Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
The Financial Stability Board (FSB) decided that stability is a terrible idea, at least in the form of stablecoins, while a flight from volatility drove the Ethereum to new value-transfer highs on par with Bitcoin's blockchain.
RT @CointelegraphZN: Where, oh where, is Jimmy Nguyen? How will Craig Wright "prove" he's #Satoshi without you? #EpicFail! @SatoshiLite & @SpadaforaChris #NailedIt by winning the #CryptoCOVID19 poker tournaments - and donating their cash to charity. https://t.co/3uP2L8dAdF @JimmyWinMedia
April 25, 2020 at 08:02PM
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Jimmy Nguyen's Epic Fail — Charlie Lee and Chris Spadafora Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Why is Jimmy Nguyen of Bitcoin SV dodging subpoenas and denying Craig Wright the chance to prove that he is Satoshi Nakamoto? (HINT: SARCASM.) And why are Charlie Lee and Chris Spadafora our heroes of the week? (HINT: NICE GUYS.)
RT @CointelegraphZN: The #crypto industry got another reminder of the need for #decentralization this week, in the form of an #EpicFail from #YouTube's renegade algorithm. But #Portugal scored some new friends, as it looks to welcome #blockchain tech. https://t.co/OiHpna4WbW
May 02, 2020 at 08:39PM
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YouTube's Algorithm Epic Fail — Portugal Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
So does YouTube have a renegade algorithm? Does it hate crypto? And does it consider Ripple a scam? Epic Fail! But Portugal Nailed It with new digital innovation plans.
RT @CointelegraphZN: He's back, and unfunnier than ever! @Nouriel's comedic twist on the #crypto industry wasn't our #EpicFail: giving the sad old bugger $10 for the privilege of listening to his rantings was. But Paul Tudor Jones took his blinkers off, and liked what he saw. https://t.co/K3bnefdfux
May 09, 2020 at 08:31PM
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The Shitsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Comedy of Prof. Roubini — Tudor Jones Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Nouriel Roubini flagellated his deceased one-trick nag in a recap of his Bitcoin comedy routine, while Paul Tudor Jones illustrated a characteristic more desirable in an economic sage: foresight.
RT @CointelegraphZN: This is becoming a habit. #Ripple gets another #EpicFail as CTO David Schwartz bizarrely celebrates spam $XRP transactions, but @Reddit Nailed It with new #blockchain rewards. https://t.co/JwTV2cXSfW
May 16, 2020 at 09:29PM
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Ripple's David Schwartz Spams Our Epic Fail Column — Reddit Nailed It – Cointelegraph Magazine
Ripple CTO David Schwartz test drives a new compliance argument: "XRP transactions are spam!" Subbing the FTC for the SEC? And Reddit gets a hat tip from the crypto community.