First we deal with the illegals then we deal with the Covid criminals

In 2028 we are executing anyone who said “trust the science” in football stadiums

Rumor has it that the only reason a sick and dying sir Lawrence Olivier took this role in marathon man was so he could film this scene where he cuts an old jews throat!

Sometimes a Facebook boomer meme just hits

suddenly all the guys who loved the ratburger in a pool of government cheese think the pizza cone filled with pasta is disgusting. curious

it seems every food item reaches some tipping point where restaurants collectively decide that to make them better means just adding a bunch of shit ontop of it. They’ve done it to pizza, they’ve done it to burgers, they’ve done it to the Bloody Mary, they’ve done it to hot dogs.

I’m gonna call it the guy fieri effect

Sorry Redditor but adding all this shit to a Bloody Mary doesn’t actually make it taste better