The Porkchop Express
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Lobster is a fucking scam it's literally just a big shrimp
High school history teachers when lobster gets mentioned and they can tell you that lobsters used to be fed to prisoners as a punishment wheneverthefuck hundred years ago as if knowing this information is supposed to negate the current market price of shellfish
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🌲 john societycorn must die 🎅
It's a big shrimp with butter flavor built into it
Shrimp don’t have big pinchy claws it’s more like loooong crab
Theres people on the racism app debating whether ICE shooting is justified or not(who gives a fuck) and there’s people debating shellfish. the choice is yours.
There’s psyops everywhere if you have eyes to see it
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Big shrimp doesn’t want you to know this
This boomer jewTuber I watch who just makes videos defending the theory that George Mallory and sandy Irvine made it to the summit of Everest first in 1924 is posting Amelia memes. We are gonna win.
They did make it to the top before dying on the way down btw. total Anglo supremacy!
The conflict between people who call it soda, soft drink or pop is hotter than any racial or religious war currently active
Situation report-Finally dug myself out, already had off work anyway cause I’m working 4-10’s, roads are awful, 4 wheel drive=on, traction control=off(yea idk why a 16 year old f250 had that either), currently posting while driving, homeless people=targeted