Upper Intermediate
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#Jokes
Never forget all those men and women who lost their lives in WW1.

So we'd have the freedom to fight in another World War.
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The path to inner peace begins with just four words:

Not my fucking problem.
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Instead of being cremated or buried when I die, I'd much rather my body to be cut into pieces and then sent to people I don't like.
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After years of research and studies NASA has found that the distance from sun to earth is equal to the distance from earth to sun. 😜
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I hate people who take drugs, airport security for example.
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I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"

"No," she smiled.

"Good," I said, "get some rest, you look very tired."
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International climate talks in Berlin finished today with 185 countries reaching a major agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

Then they all drove to the airport in 185 cars.
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They say to never go shopping for food when you’re hungry but it’s been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.
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When i was younger i once beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken.

That is what gave me the courage to do it.
#6_Minute_English

Football songs:

Why are crowds so quiet these days?

A football match! There's nothing like it, is there? The action, the drama, the atmosphere! Except that football fans don't seem to be singing as much as they used to and some managers are complaining it's having a negative effect on the players! So why is this happening? Follow Dan and Neil to find out and learn six related pieces of vocabulary.

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I wonder what happened to those people who asked me for directions!
#CBC
When you trust someone else to take care of your car, can you trust that they're not taking you for a ride? Our undercover investigation reveals ripoffs at a popular oil change chain. We're going in for the advertised $19.99 oil change, but you won't believe the charges we end up with. And did they even do the work? We go up on the hoist to show you what’s really going down at these oil change shops.
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