Das ryte, we wuz anchors

not a man in sight

imagine if someone started speaking to you in real life with that obnoxious verbose chatgpt way of talking with the m dashes and "x; not y" shit

In Canadian culture food is very important. We don't just eat hamburgers over the sink while jacking off and loading magazines. We eat our hamburgers at the table, and when supper is done we gather up all the wrappers and put them in the garbage. Not in some phony recycling bin like a hick Californian.

i know a thing or two about computers