Hello,

I have added more malware development papers to the malware place you sometimes visit. I have a massive queue of stuff to add and I am now slowly working through it

Info: https://vx-underground.org/Updates

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> be me
> early 2019
> like writing malware for fun
> have boring programming job
> decide to make crappy website
> save cool malware papers I like
> maybe someone will find it
> maybe someone think it's cool too
> make crappy twitter account
> decide to share updates on stuff
> doubt anyone will care
> some people notice immediately
> get 200 followers
> celebrate 200 people caring
> keep adding malware papers
> decide to also share malware
> people can download it to study
> add more
> add more everyday
> try to be super serious and cool
> use edgy dark art and stuff
> fast forward
> 2026
> website about to turn 7
> 68,000 papers
> 40,000,000 malwares
> 400,000 followers
> lost mind from malware
> act like moron on twitter
> keep adding stuff
> also post dumb pictures of cats

My magnum opus, my life's work, my legacy which I may be remembered for, will be the guy who randomly decided to start collecting malware and continuously posted pictures of cats on the internet.

Tried making an insecure FTP joke and everyone just assumed I was dumber than hell

It's all over

EmEditor was hit by a supply-chain attack. Notepad++ was hit by a supply-chain attack.

Guess who wasn't?

Answer: Microsoft Copilot 365 Premium Notepad Pro Plus (ID required to comply with UK laws)

What'd you think? Sublime? WRONG.

I posted this silly meme because I thought it was silly. I was not aware the woman in this photo was Silvie Tomčalová a/k/a Silvia Saint, the Czech former pornographic actress.

Gooners are locked in. This lady was doing pornography in '96.

Privacy nerds:
> Tuta email
> XMR
> Qubes OS
> Tails
> No social media
> Live in a cave

Epstein:
> "hello i am sex trafficking children"
> Attached image as proof
> Sent from iPhone

> Epstein writes down email and password
> FBI finds it
> Stores as evidence
> Doesn't censor
> Released
> Nerds find Epstein password
> No MFA
> I wonder if anyone logged in?
> Look inside

This isn't my image. Once the password was blasted around the internet everyone rushed to log in and act as deranged as possible.

The password has since been changed and MFA has been placed on the account.

Chat, I've got a temperature of 104.2f (40.1c).

I do NOT feel good. I went to the doctor and this nerd with a clipboard told me I had some made up mumbo jumbo called "Influenza Type A".

I said, "whatever nerd, I'm not gonna let the system hold me down" (it's holding me down)

I'm not even gonna lie, they're like, "oHhah tAke CarE of yOurSelf INFLUENZA is serious".

I said, "haha ya right. It can't be that bad" (it's extremely bad, I feel like I'm dying, every muscle in my body hurts)

Mark Zuckerberg, sometimes referred to as the anti-christ, or a shape shifting space lizard, was NOT in the Epstein files.

This has resulted in people praising him and reconsidering their perspective on him.

Things are so bad Zuck is a considered a good guy