Shit's so fucked there aren't even any flies on the windscreen

Rxplacing random lettxrs with "x" is REALLY FUNNY you shxuld do that.

Bends u out of shape? Lol

Магазин Слопа

The fundamental problem is when Блять Дом Поехал

Cunty pillars

Absolute fyvaproldzhe. Like a total itsukengshshzh.

This traumatically increased sales

My body can stop a bullet

Reblogged by funnier-as-a-system:

"I'm a system"

Is this anything

Life is like a box of chocolates, really not worth it but you CAN'T STOP

Reddit really do be like "I'm 7 years old AMA"

I HAVE ACHIEVED. CANDY.

To shine, to gleam, or to be yellow or green

ЗЕЛЕНЫЙ МАЛЬЧИК. В КАСТРЮЛЕ НОЧИ.

New research shows that everything good may cause time to flow and you will get old and ill. Everything bad also does that. Kill yourself.

Say "ГРАФООООН" every time you see something IRL that would be expensive to render authentically in real time

All work out gym diet people sound like they want to kill themselves, it's literally some type of pure ideology nonsense.

"Diet People" *frantically writing down a preliminary recipe*

And then they throw this shit at you when it literally sounds like ufologist cryptid crap combined with a little snake oil.