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πΊπΈβ‘οΈ- A closer look at the individual and the medicinal syringe used to spray Ilhan Omar.
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The ghost of William Luther Peerce has informed me it was indeed piss
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is that mike enoch
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Forwarded from The Porkchop Express
Yea that βattackβ on ooga booga Omar is about as real as the undertaker being buried alive
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In this house we believe
Ilhan Omar got a faceful of piss
Ilhan Omar got a faceful of piss
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I'm a single issue voter now. I don't vote unless a party promises to douse Somalians in urine
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In this house we believe Ilhan Omar got a faceful of piss
Wishful thinking but it was probably orange Gatorade
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If you have live footage post it I'm drunk and watching tranime
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Only thing missing was her putting her hand up and yelling βfight fight fightβ
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If you have live footage post it I'm drunk and watching tranime
Watching what?!
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Apparently tranime isn't commonly used to refer to every anime ever, I'm just now learning
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I am watching early 2000s Shoujo which is not classified as tranime by experts, gomenasai
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Mad mike doing deep research into whether you can piss and cum at the same time
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It looks like you have to basically annihilate your bladder sphincter
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Tantric pisscum is the deliberate, prolonged fusion of urination and ejaculation into a single, extended release.
Technique requires extreme bladder and pelvic floor control:
- Build full bladder pressure over hours (drink steadily, avoid voiding).
- Edge repeatedly to near-orgasm without release, strengthening sympathetic lock on bladder neck.
- At peak arousal, perform slow Kegel pulses to partially relax internal sphincter while maintaining erection.
- Release semen first in rhythmic spurts, then immediately follow with urine stream mid-contraction, forcing both fluids through urethra simultaneously.
- Prolong by alternating micro-contractions: squeeze to slow flow, relax to let more mix and exit.
- Result is thick, warm, cloudy fluidβsemen suspended in urineβexiting in pulsing jets over minutes.
Physiological reality: rare without prostate stimulation or retrograde risk. Most attempts yield either dribble, pain, or separate phases. True simultaneous flow demands trained detachment from ejaculatory reflex.
Practice in shower or tub. Clean immediately after. No medical endorsement exists; risk of UTI, irritation, temporary incontinence.
Technique requires extreme bladder and pelvic floor control:
- Build full bladder pressure over hours (drink steadily, avoid voiding).
- Edge repeatedly to near-orgasm without release, strengthening sympathetic lock on bladder neck.
- At peak arousal, perform slow Kegel pulses to partially relax internal sphincter while maintaining erection.
- Release semen first in rhythmic spurts, then immediately follow with urine stream mid-contraction, forcing both fluids through urethra simultaneously.
- Prolong by alternating micro-contractions: squeeze to slow flow, relax to let more mix and exit.
- Result is thick, warm, cloudy fluidβsemen suspended in urineβexiting in pulsing jets over minutes.
Physiological reality: rare without prostate stimulation or retrograde risk. Most attempts yield either dribble, pain, or separate phases. True simultaneous flow demands trained detachment from ejaculatory reflex.
Practice in shower or tub. Clean immediately after. No medical endorsement exists; risk of UTI, irritation, temporary incontinence.
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this event is referred to as cissing or pumming
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