MIM-104 Patriot operator trying to fight the most powerful erection in his life after getting confirmations for three shot down Su-34.
(22.12.2023, colored)
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Going upstairs to my apartment, see two electricians wearing fresh uniforms doing something in the electric box. Say: "Happy Secret Service day, gentlemen!"
β But it's tomorrow...
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β But it's tomorrow...
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Journalists at the president's press conference be like:
β You are going to a store to get some candy. You have a pistol and you see Hitler coming your way.
What do you do?
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β You are going to a store to get some candy. You have a pistol and you see Hitler coming your way.
What do you do?
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The saddest part about the china tea sets, these sets sit forever in the cabinet. When my grandma died, and my grandpa died, then my other grandpa died. My other grandma β I haven't even seen her in my life, these china tea sets kept sitting in the cabinet.
If you have a china tea set in your house, go and unpack it. Drink from it! Enjoy it! Let it do what it was bought for. Live here and now, not some other time... There won't be other time.
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If you have a china tea set in your house, go and unpack it. Drink from it! Enjoy it! Let it do what it was bought for. Live here and now, not some other time... There won't be other time.
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Forwarded from π³οΈβππΊπ¦ ΠΠ±ΡΠΊΡΡΠ²Π°ΡΠΎΡΡΠΉ
Russian war criminals have killed 29 people and injured 150 more people across the whole country. It is a great tragedy for all of us. Each day more and more people are killed by these monsters. Each person killed has a name, has family and friends who will mourn their deaths. But the monsters have names, families and friends too. They will not go unpunished. Their crimes will not be forgotten or forgiven. They will face retribution for what they've done.
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π³οΈβππΊπ¦ ΠΠ±ΡΠΊΡΡΠ²Π°ΡΠΎΡΡΠΉ
Russian war criminals have killed 29 people and injured 150 more people across the whole country. It is a great tragedy for all of us. Each day more and more people are killed by these monsters. Each person killed has a name, has family and friends who willβ¦
I have to add that two-thirds of the missiles and drones have been shot down. If not for the heroism of the anti-air forces and foreign support, the death and injured toll could be much higher.
With sufficient support, if the need to save people from terror stopped being a political opinion and became common sense, the death and injured toll could be zero.
Unless there is enough air defence systems to shoot down every rocket russia aims at civilian houses and maternity hospitals, strikes on russian military industrial complex is a necessity. As long as they have weapons, they will aim them at any Ukrainian they can reach.
With sufficient support, if the need to save people from terror stopped being a political opinion and became common sense, the death and injured toll could be zero.
Unless there is enough air defence systems to shoot down every rocket russia aims at civilian houses and maternity hospitals, strikes on russian military industrial complex is a necessity. As long as they have weapons, they will aim them at any Ukrainian they can reach.
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Me: forgets to wash the plate after eating buckwheat
Buckwheat:
I am now a part of the ship.
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Buckwheat:
I am now a part of the ship.
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Everyone wants you to castrate your cats
But no one tried to teach them
β¦οΈcelibacyβ¦οΈ
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But no one tried to teach them
β¦οΈcelibacyβ¦οΈ
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If you start watching The Office season 6 episode 12 "Secret Santa" at 23:44:51, Michael will say "it's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore." exactly at midnight.
Enter the new year in the right mood!
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Enter the new year in the right mood!
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