Mentally I'm here

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Mom: hey, is this one of your stupid bloggers? When will you finally stop watching this stupid youtube?

My prof in Zoom:

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Ukrainian Soviet cartoon "Life of a Dog" ("There was a Dog") with English subtitles

Agent 007

Agent 7:00

Agent 0,7

(0,7 liters is the European standard for hard liquors)

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Unanimous decision-making in the EU

Expectation: House of Cards etc.

Reality:

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— Look, brain, I found a new fun thing to do to support myself

— New fun thing to do? I'll give you half a dose of dopamine for this
— I got three doses last time

— Times are changing. Remember, we're depressed.

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Wait

They don't love you the way I love you

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Tech support worker leaving the room after saying "just restart the device"

It does help 90% of the time tho.

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I'm never wrong.
Once I thought that I was wrong, but I was wrong: I wasn't.

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Don't worry!
You secrets are safe!

I didn't listen

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I spent three hours preparing for the date and he came wearing this:

"Finest guy in the village,
The village with two houses

One house is for him to live in
The other is for him to shit in"

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I wouldn't say that things are going badly, but I could use a little help right now

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— What are your plans for 2024?
— To shoot myself. I feel very bad. I am currently looking for a revolver with one bullet. Do you have one?
— ...
— Very bad. I could give you something in exchange. A saber. A dagger. Are you interested in such things?

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I want to be creamated

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Me in school watching my political opinions fall apart as my hormone levels stabilise

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Me stretching every minute because my back keeps hurting from carrying all that awesome sense of humour.

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Anti-LGBT politicians

A cute femboy

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Am I butt?

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Shat

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Endoskeleton / Exoskeleton

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"Buns"

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