— How come you've had ten years of English in school and you still don't speak it?

English teacher in my school:

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Lviv man took a loan worth 50 000$, signed loan papers with disappearing ink

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— You rat

— For you, I could be anyone

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❌Have a panic attack

✅Attack panic first

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"The russians are getting fucked. Tell our people"

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TW: gross larvae

Worms in your head:
- scary
- slimy
- gross

Wormies in mine:
- sweet
- gummy worms

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Your girlfriend and you are fucking, meanwhile her cat:

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When you start a tabletop game with friends, all your friendly relationships get erased and all you can see in front of you are bunch of rat mugs.

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Darth Vader: Where's my Chewbacca?!
Policeman: Chewbacca has been arrested.

Also, fake news, this was in 2015

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Fun fact: between 2012 and 2015 running candidates for municipal, parliamentary and presidential elections from the Internet Party of Ukraine in multiple cities were multiple people who presented themselves as Darth Vader. The most well known of them is "Darth Oleksiyovych Vader", a joke candidate, who has been disqualified (not allowed to apply for candidacy due to the nature of his fake persona) from 2014 presidential elections.

Another fun fact: there is a statue of Darth Vader in Odesa. (formerly Lenin)

Male anatomy:
Dick/Not Dick

Female anatomy:


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Choose language > russian

Russian, suck my dick

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(Not in a romantic way)

Mind the special offers and discounts.

Don't forget to love yourself.

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I'd post so many memes right now if there were any

Anyway, you are free to send me any relevant memes /interesting things / hell even articles you want me to translate and post at any time. @'s are in the channel's description.

Rejoice, for I have been sent memes

Real counteroffensive expected by the defeatists be like:

If you had the unpleasure of following the news about the war, you could've heard about Ukraine's counteroffensive being "underwhelming". Apparently, the "experts" expected 12 Leopards of Scholz to steamroll the russian defences in a day without taking a scratch, liberating all of Ukraine by yesterday.

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Buddhanov — the guy who has been staring at you from the past memes. He is the head of Ukraine's intelligence service. Thanks to achieving Nirvana and an extensive spying network he sees and knows everything at any time. He knows what the air defence doing, he knows where the counteroffensive is going to start, he knows where your second sock is.

He knows but he isn't going to say. For he knows the power of silence.

While I, too, hold deep respect of this man, I advise you strongly against unironically idolizing any officials or people at all. Otherwise you will be disappointed.

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Love this game

Penis.

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Something just

Cropped up

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