Donald Trump is Jewish.

You guys, if you see a post in the chat that's coming from "PennyDrops" and it's saying something like "I highly recommend this channel. Check it out," and refers you to another Telegram channel, there's a 99.9% that's a spambot. They duplicate my name and picture and then post in the chat to try to promote their channels. If I recommend another channel, I won't post it in the chat — I'll post it in the main channel.

I remove those posts as soon as I see them, but sometimes that's not for several hours. On the latest one, a few people Liked it before I could remove it. It's spam! Please ignore it.

Because of this, I use bamboo toilet paper, as I think it's less likely to be poisoned.