That won't be happening

Hawt take lol

I was gonna make a joke about Ted Cruz leaving Texas before this storm hits like he did a couple years ago but i just looked and he actually already has left Texas again for real lol

A real nigga knows when to dip

This is legit the average outlook on adulthood for the Millennial kid in the 90's - pre-9/11.

it's easy to say acab but do you have the courage to say anab?

Lose/Lose situation tbh

ENOUGH

Blasting out 15 Telegram posts in between drunk door dashing deliveries (a full time job) no I do not have car insurance that is for women and blacks. If a retard T-bones me we are both dying or I’m leaving the scene like Anton Chigur groyper