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Welp, going to sleep, i shall see in a few hours if the markets rebound or not.
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🇯🇵 - Some japanese indexes dipped below the -10% line. Nikkei225 is at -7%.
Complete panic on Asian markets as some, like Taiwan, have banned shorting just now.
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🇪🇺 - Not a single EU stock futures is looking good. Least worst major one is France at around -3.5%.

Germany expected to be hit the harshest.
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Taiwan looking like a fucking dumpster fire rn
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🇦🇺 - Australia also in a very tough spot.
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🇹🇼 - Taiwan's officials making comments on "needing reason" and "not falling prone to panic" has seemingly led to more panic-selling until they banned shorting for the time being.
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🇪🇺 - Looks like EU markets' circuit breakers may be triggered if the panic doesn't calm down until they open
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🇭🇰 - Hong Kong's market down by more than 9% on opening per AFP.
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🇨🇳 - Shanghai's Stock Market at -4.5% on opening per AFP.
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Can't find proper data for Shanghai + Hong Kong, but i'm guessing the AFP is a solid source ngl
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🇨🇳⚡️- Chinese Stock Market is already down 10%. Chinese c.bank injected 94 billion yuan via 7-day reverse repos at 1.50% and is expected to inject more as the week progresses.
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>be elected President of 1st world power
>2nd world power getting close to you in many fields
>can't let that happen
>nukechinamaneconomy.gif
>announce massive tariffs
>partially crashes world economy
>crashes chinese markets enough to finally push their fragile economy over the edge
>china collapses
>remove all tariffs
>announce final victory over communism
>proceeds to win the next 3 elections until you die

I trust in Donald Trump, this must be his plan
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Shoutout to the massive faggot @BellumActaNews for going out of his way to ban me despite not being on his channel and siding with the brown larper from GIW
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🇫🇷 - Figaro's finance analysts predicted a "Black week" as markets spiral negatively following the trade wars.

"Markets will not recover until a solution is found, each country announcing retaliation on US tariffs seem to create even more panic."
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Missed my alarm, but yeah, markets are not looking fresh huh ?
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🇪🇺 - Europe is having a bad day as well
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🇺🇸🇪🇺- EU set to retaliate to Trump's tariffs in two days.
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🇪🇺 - Heard on a french TV :

"This is the worst couple of days in decades. It's even worse than 2008 because the origin of the market crash stems from international trade, which means recovery will be longer. We could have negative market evolution for an entire week straight."
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🇫🇷 - French PM estimated Trump's tariffs "to cost 0.5% of France's GDP by themselves."
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