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Take a relationship as a cow as long as there's milk you're useful but when the milk is over they leave you for another source of milk

I mean might as well not take the exam?

"2th"

Every day is Women's Day okay 😡

I, um, don't reeeeeally want you using my steam library dude

AND MY FRIEND BOUGHT IT FOR HERSELF

How the fuck did I manage to get a cold sore on both sides of my lip at the same time?