5 stages of depression:

1) Waiting for network...
2) Connecting to proxy...
3) Connecting...
4) Updating...
5) Chats

(shamelessly stolen from https://xn--r1a.website/dawdieyobson/313)

warning: loud
src: https://twitter.com/andosux/status/832613829041332225

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B07D6STSX8
now that's a wheeze

(btw, this is Darth Vader from behind)

https://i.redd.it/w5t8tw45vw001.jpg
no astral projection allowed