DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS

(src: https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO/status/907697084253470721)

Holy shit I thought every time someone put an xxxtentacion track (Look At Me, specifically) in their yt video for the meme they distorted the bass but apparently the original song is like that

And then I check out his other tracks and they are actually fairly good, like holy shit take a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8xdDaRFdwc

They associated the twitter app with twitter.com, but not mobile.twitter.com. Talk about bad fucking design

O shit, sethbling is streaming Mario Kart neural network training

https://www.twitch.tv/sethbling

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/p8VJxTRJ.png
lmao

prime never

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/k1ziIh2b.png
slightly rip btc
(note: scale starts from $3k, not zero)

I'm starting my new cryptocurrency, which is literal chunks of rock
start mining today

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/du7GmXkz.png
uhh

https://twitter.com/AndriErlingsson/status/908491738888724480
uhh

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The flag of Chinese chinese chinese chinese [...]

https://hyper.is-a.cat/s/gR4EZV56.mp4
(src: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7XNlL_I6jA)

What