things villains say:
-what's this?
-is that so?
-oh really?
-it's only a matter of time
-everything is going according to plan

Me, after tumbling down stairs: ooh, that's a lot faster.

hey guys

i was trying to put on my sweater and it got hung up on my head and my arms were sticking out weirdly and my mouth was also visible and i felt like i looked like some weird monster or cryptid so naturally i walked around like that while making weird cryptid…