Oh my god I feel so attacked right now

And oddly curious

Thank God I wasn't born in Texas lmao

pyro, i love you man, but you gotta stop with these clickbait titles + thumbnails

if only irony could be my concealer

nobody tell grumpy about ironic irony

The way they are cooked sounds godawful

Since they like, live in the water, is this the equivalent of someone binding your arms and legs together, putting you in your house, and torching it?