behold, a chair

how i wake up every morning knowing my enemies are ontologically chairs

FUCK this one piece of elbow macaroni that I bit into to test for doneness and it fucking scalded my tongue with boiling hot water that was somehow still retained inside of it

are you sure

https://i.selic.re/hardmordle/
Is regular wordle too easy for you? Try this variant.
(also report bugs here, I made it in like an hour)