We got in touch with our on-site correspondent, Barkus the Greatpaw. Barkus, hello, how are things?
β Hello-hello! I am currently in the Cursed Wastelands, where the Call has gathered dogs from throughout the world. Two young natives of this godforsaken land stand next to me. It appears they have lost their parents. There is nothing here; how could they get lost? Most likely, their parents were eaten by jackals, but don't worry, the orphans will not be abandoned, ha-ha!
π« Barkus the Greatpaw waved his magic staff and two huge stone golems emerged from the ground beside the orphans. They snatched a wailing puppy apiece and dashed out into nowhere.
β Now they will always be protected and never be alone again, tee hee!
β Hello-hello! I am currently in the Cursed Wastelands, where the Call has gathered dogs from throughout the world. Two young natives of this godforsaken land stand next to me. It appears they have lost their parents. There is nothing here; how could they get lost? Most likely, their parents were eaten by jackals, but don't worry, the orphans will not be abandoned, ha-ha!
β Now they will always be protected and never be alone again, tee hee!
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Ladies and gentleman, Saturday Night Bark, our regular irregular talk show, is live with our indispensable host, Barkus the Greatpaw! Today's guest is a well-known magician, wizard, and thaumaturge β Barkus the Greatpaw!
β Barkus, I believe our viewers are most curious about one question: what did you do with the puppies?
β Thank you for having me, Barkus; I'm thrilled to be here! To be honest, when my agent called to tell me that Barkus the Greatpaw wants to invite to his show, I assumed you'd ask me that, ha ha. I don't know where to start...π³
β If this is an uncomfortable topic, we can skip.
β No, no, it's fine, I just wanted to phrase it better. The problem is that the population expands quickest in areas where dogs are least capable of handling it. And I believe I must assist them now so that they do not face an impossible scenario in the future. Do you understand, Barkus?
β Fascinating. So, you kidnap puppies?π³
β Not only that! I recently created an amulet to assist alleviate the overpopulation problem. And it will be delivered for free in the Cursed Wastelands, where nearly all of the dogs have gathered.
Barkus takes a condom out of his pocket and approaches the camera closely; his eyes begin to glow with a white unearthly light, and his speech booms across the "studio":
β Tomorrow, the merge price will increase tenfold.
β Barkus, I believe our viewers are most curious about one question: what did you do with the puppies?
β Thank you for having me, Barkus; I'm thrilled to be here! To be honest, when my agent called to tell me that Barkus the Greatpaw wants to invite to his show, I assumed you'd ask me that, ha ha. I don't know where to start...
β If this is an uncomfortable topic, we can skip.
β No, no, it's fine, I just wanted to phrase it better. The problem is that the population expands quickest in areas where dogs are least capable of handling it. And I believe I must assist them now so that they do not face an impossible scenario in the future. Do you understand, Barkus?
β Fascinating. So, you kidnap puppies?
β Not only that! I recently created an amulet to assist alleviate the overpopulation problem. And it will be delivered for free in the Cursed Wastelands, where nearly all of the dogs have gathered.
Barkus takes a condom out of his pocket and approaches the camera closely; his eyes begin to glow with a white unearthly light, and his speech booms across the "studio":
β Tomorrow, the merge price will increase tenfold.
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Good dogs come to those who wait for Nothing.
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β I want to bring you joy! Ask for whatever you desire!
The dogs exchanged glances. Could they trust this oddball? And how could they even know what they really wanted?
β Πh, Barkus the Greatpaw, grant us untold riches!
The wizard nodded and asked for something they treasured the most. The couple discussed with each other before handing the magician their last coin.
β But... But what are we supposed to do with her? And we have no more coins left...
The crowd looked at Barkus. Barkus merely whispered: The great reset. The fresh start.
And the dogs rejoiced.
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That's not surprising! Think about how you looked when you first came into the world.
She knew nothing about this world, nothing about herself, not even the most fundamental things.
The little dog approached her newly minted "parents" and immediately bombarded them with questions: Where do they feed here? Does she have her own bowl? And where can she sleep? Will she get a bed? What does all this mean? What's the purpose?
The couple exchanged glances. The dog sighed and said:
β There is a simple but powerful strategy that our little team agreed upon many years ago: do the right thing until it's done. Number of attempts, specific form, conditions, etc. all this is not significant. You know you'll see it done.
None of this mattered to her. The crucial questions remained unanswered.
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The days stretched endlessly; it seemed like there was nothing in the world except for endless desert and the blazing sun.
She felt like this Wasteland was not only around her, but inside her as well. It seeped inside, drying up and killing hope.
Someone patted her on the shoulder:
β Fortunately, we can touch some real grass from time to time.
It was Barkus, and he held out a patch of green lawn to the dog.
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July will not be over yet β and we will start the game. We will make ourselves kings, and we will be pawns.
July will not be over yet β and everyone will receive $WOOF. I see a coin, a token, a jetton... Now I see a bone. What a tasty bone it must be! Keep it quiet, don't get distracted!
July will not be over yet β and you will hear the news from me. Only I will tell you when everything starts again.
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Oh no! Is this an app screen? Wait, is that a TROLLEY?
π The trolley is speeding at 2,222 mph and approaching a junction in the rails!
You have a choice: run over innocent doggies, crash at insane speed into a mountain of wealth, or... what is Barkus doing here!?
Can you all agree on a decision? Or will each of you pull the lever in your own direction?
All further events are your choice and your responsibility. This is your game.
Note: The option that receives the AVERAGE number of votes will win. Choose wisely.
You have a choice: run over innocent doggies, crash at insane speed into a mountain of wealth, or... what is Barkus doing here!?
Can you all agree on a decision? Or will each of you pull the lever in your own direction?
All further events are your choice and your responsibility. This is your game.
Note: The option that receives the AVERAGE number of votes will win. Choose wisely.
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β Wow, youβre quite the curious one! Have you already sniffed out my secret?
The first dogs have already begun scouting our game's beta version, multiplying their assets and getting bruised in preparation for the big launch.
They learned to walk so you could run.
Weβre clearing the path of bugs and tangled vines so that you can soon embark on the most exciting voyage with the entire Pack.
π August 1st, Thursday β the day of the big premiere
The first dogs have already begun scouting our game's beta version, multiplying their assets and getting bruised in preparation for the big launch.
They learned to walk so you could run.
Weβre clearing the path of bugs and tangled vines so that you can soon embark on the most exciting voyage with the entire Pack.
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This isn't just another clicker game. It's a community-driven story where you can mine a new token $WOOF.
LOST DOGS: THE WAY
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As the world falls around us. How must we brave its cruelties?
Winds blow sand across the sun-scorched wasteland. Endless plains are littered with the relics of altars and the ruins of temples, in whose shadows packs of dogs hide.
π₯ Their home is in ruins. They destroyed it themselves while awaiting judgment day. Along with their home, their faith also collapsed.
Hungry, destitute, and frightened, they gathered in the ashes of a fallen civilization by the will of the Call. Are they destined for an inglorious end?
The old man strained his voice to shout over the wind, but no one listened. Neither gods nor dogs.
He began his prayer every day at the same time. It seemed he was the last one who still believed in Adam.
π Meanwhile, a group of sturdy dogs with bold, piercing gazes and tails held high occupied the makeshift platform. One of them, Barquemada, stepped forward, holding a scroll of parchment high in his paw:
β Pack! We will not save ourselves with prayers or inaction, β he began with great panache, and dogs began to gather around the platform. β In my paw is a map to our new home. You, like me, heard the Call. It led us here for a reason. Now is our time to act!
πΊ The map depicted three paths leading to different ends of the earth: east to the dense jungles, north to the arctic ice, and south to the hot desert sands.
Somewhere, a new home awaits the dogs. Where will they go?
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As the world falls around us. How must we brave its cruelties?
Winds blow sand across the sun-scorched wasteland. Endless plains are littered with the relics of altars and the ruins of temples, in whose shadows packs of dogs hide.
Hungry, destitute, and frightened, they gathered in the ashes of a fallen civilization by the will of the Call. Are they destined for an inglorious end?
COME, ADAM! WE HAVE GIVEN YOU OUR SONS, DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS, AND FATHERS!
The old man strained his voice to shout over the wind, but no one listened. Neither gods nor dogs.
He began his prayer every day at the same time. It seemed he was the last one who still believed in Adam.
β Pack! We will not save ourselves with prayers or inaction, β he began with great panache, and dogs began to gather around the platform. β In my paw is a map to our new home. You, like me, heard the Call. It led us here for a reason. Now is our time to act!
Somewhere, a new home awaits the dogs. Where will they go?
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Here are the key findings from the first day.
You got it right: you swap 50 $NOT for 2 BONES, then choose a strategy and look for a hint (which was in our stories yesterday, shoutout to everyone who noticed!). Then it's simple: you win, and you can receive at least 80 $NOT.
We distributed 100K $NOT in the paws of all of the winning dogs! This is only the beginning, pack.
You can share your triumphs in the comments section, and we'll highlight a few who have already done so.
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π Weeks of travel without supplies and preparation are behind them. Exhausted by the journey and the jungle the oppressive humidity, the dogs finally reached the place marked on the map, where they were met by abandoned ruins of an ancient civilization.
π³ They began to settle into their new place: pitching tents, setting up shelters, and building campfires.
Even gave a name to their settlement β Dogtown.
But there's no time to catch their breath. Squabbles and arguments can be heard everywhere: why did that dog decide this would be his dwelling? How long can one stay by the well? What happens if there isn't enough food for everyone?
One thing is clear: order is needed. It's time to decide on the structure of society and its values.
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Even gave a name to their settlement β Dogtown.
But there's no time to catch their breath. Squabbles and arguments can be heard everywhere: why did that dog decide this would be his dwelling? How long can one stay by the well? What happens if there isn't enough food for everyone?
One thing is clear: order is needed. It's time to decide on the structure of society and its values.
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β A rational approach to decision-making, based on considerations of efficiency and objectivity, aka technocracy, is what the dogs lacked in the past. This is how they will build their future: with the help of progress, technology, and science.
QUOTE FROM THE SPECIAL EDITION OF BARK NEWS
The next step is to determine the worthiest who will lead the dog society towards a bright future.
There are three contenders.
1β£ The meticulous dog Angela Hafkel managed the collection and distribution of provisions while the dogs traveled in a caravan. She is thoughtful and deliberate, yet some dogs believe she lacks decisiveness and strength π€·ββ
2β£ The second is Chingizgaf. This dog commands fear and respect with his cold-blooded stare and lack of expression. He generously rewarded allies and mercilessly punished adversaries π€
3β£ The third competitor is legendary for allegedly severing a tiger in half with his bare paws π€― Wait, wasn't it a tiger? Oh, it was a stuffed tiger? Aha! It was a tiger doll on a movie set β he's a former movie star! The girls are crazy about his charisma! But what is Arnold Schwarzgaffer doing on the ballot? Playboy, celebrity, and... that's about it.
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QUOTE FROM THE SPECIAL EDITION OF BARK NEWS
...The pack benefited from technocracy almost immediately: WOOF-mathematicians were provided with the necessary technical resources, allowing them to publish HINTS about the pack's future decisions every day..."
The next step is to determine the worthiest who will lead the dog society towards a bright future.
There are three contenders.
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Hello, diary! This is my 1οΈβ£ entry. I hope I'll write here more often!!
My father told me yesterday that it was time to stop being the dog-from-the-coin thus my new name is Isabella. I enjoyed it! But everyone simply calls me Bellaπ
We were on the road for a few weeks moving to a new place. Despite being tired I feel good. I see something new every day. For example, today I saw a small animal with spikes for the first timeπ€ The older ones told me it's called a hedgehog
My parents had an argument the other day. I didnβt quite understand what it was about but dad was insisting on something about how popular Schwarzgaffer is and mom said Genghis Gaf is close to him if not better. I hope they make up and everything will be fineβ€οΈ
Even though there are difficulties we manage together, and that makes us stronger. My pack is my family and we always support each otherβ¨
My father told me yesterday that it was time to stop being the dog-from-the-coin thus my new name is Isabella. I enjoyed it! But everyone simply calls me Bella
We were on the road for a few weeks moving to a new place. Despite being tired I feel good. I see something new every day. For example, today I saw a small animal with spikes for the first time
My parents had an argument the other day. I didnβt quite understand what it was about but dad was insisting on something about how popular Schwarzgaffer is and mom said Genghis Gaf is close to him if not better. I hope they make up and everything will be fine
Even though there are difficulties we manage together, and that makes us stronger. My pack is my family and we always support each other
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The Genghis Gaf's first responsibility was to deal with the shortage of food in the newly established and rapidly expanding settlement. To boost the morale of his constituents, he stole an idea from Angela Gavkel: from now on, on weekends, BONES could be swapped at a discount.
π After completing the ceremonial and legal processes for the inauguration of a chief scientist, he delivered a speech.
Genghis Gaf summoned everyone with any ideas to a council. Amidst the barking, one voice stood out: Engineer Rex. He recommended three basic yet effective solutions:
1β£ To organize regular hunts for local wildlife;
2β£ To grow corn, which the local climate is ideal for.;
3⣠To eat bugs⦠Unpleasant, indeed, but high in protein!
He didn't expect much in return for his genius: just a nice stick.
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The Genghis Gaf's first responsibility was to deal with the shortage of food in the newly established and rapidly expanding settlement. To boost the morale of his constituents, he stole an idea from Angela Gavkel: from now on, on weekends, BONES could be swapped at a discount.
Genghis Gaf summoned everyone with any ideas to a council. Amidst the barking, one voice stood out: Engineer Rex. He recommended three basic yet effective solutions:
He didn't expect much in return for his genius: just a nice stick.
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As a token of our gratitude for your support, we've decided to make the next round a grand game. The fifth day of the game will be quite unusual... But what does this mean?
According to WOOF mathematicians' forecasts, the winners of the grand game could multiply their $NOT by up to 6 times!
Wait for the next round, swap $NOT for BONES, and play the grand game!
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