this was bad timing

go to a bar and try talking to a woman sober and you'll go back to drinking in no time

GM
(Gnome Marsh)

I'm coming to get you.

Witch burnings are justified by today's existence of BPD women using mental insanity, brutal attachment, loving sex and make-up like they would have used spells, bindings and curses in the past.

"Wicked witch, thy spells are ineffec- oh hello"

Me, a powerful mage (fakecel) suffering unspeakable curses (severe headaches) after being defeated by the wicked witch of the bog yet again (failing to block my insane alt ex for the third time)

Hello I am Siya I am a retarded jew protestant guaraní indio from paraguay. I am obese and diabetic and I've had both of my legs amputated because of it. My entire family tree has been raped by Argentina, Brazil, and Uruguay for years. My skin is so brown and oily that I look like a fucking 5'1 disgusting two legged slug.
And this is my post. I say this.

My ancestor was a founding father and I'm on the couch eating pizza rolls.

Tater smiling and frolicking rn.

Never trusting the gnoyim again.

Never camp alone man this shit's fucking scary, GM.

Custom designs for 7 magic beans, send offers at DM

A grasshopper broke into my house trooned out cut off its dick and then roped itself with my dental floss

Type of story you hear at the magical forest tavern