🕷 Someone made a game about me escaping a French prison — and fighting off all sorts of shady characters along the way. Try it out!

Only on Telegram could independent developers pull this off. The Mini App platform gives them absolute freedom — and the results are wild.

🎃 Happy Halloween!

P. S. I had zero involvement or even knowledge about this before it launched. Respect to the creators!

😋 We’re starting to test new Telegram features such as live-streaming in Stories and auctions for gifts.

🍸 Before we auction gifts from superstars and megacelebrities, we’re testing the auction mechanics with the exclusive 🎁 Telegram Plane gift.

🏆 It will be auctioned in 50 rounds, each distributing 20 Telegram Planes to the top 20 bidders. The first round will last 1 hour, while the remaining 49 rounds will last only 5 minutes each.

🔜 The auction starts in half an hour. Make sure you have the latest version of Telegram installed, otherwise you won’t be able to take part. Good luck! 🍀

A demo of how auctions for rare gifts work 🎈

👉 t.me/auction/TelegramPin

💪 Khabib‘s legendary papakhas — collectibles symbolizing Tradition, Freedom, and Respect — are going on auction on Telegram tomorrow at noon EST (9pm Dubai time).

🌟 As the 29–0 undefeated champion himself puts it:

“Some gifts carry more than value — they carry meaning ☝️”

🏆 Khabib’s gift auction on Telegram is live.

29,000 papakhas dropping across 290 fast 5-minute rounds — 100 unique items in each round. 🎁

t.me/auction/KhabibsPapakha

🐣 It happened. Our decentralized confidential compute network, Cocoon, is live. The first AI requests from users are now being processed by Cocoon with 100% confidentiality. GPU owners are already earning TON. https://cocoon.org is up, with docs and the source code.

🤔 Centralized compute providers such as Amazon and Microsoft act as expensive intermediaries that drive up prices and reduce privacy. Cocoon solves both the economic and confidentiality issues associated with legacy AI compute providers.

🚀 Now we scale. Over the next few weeks, we’ll be onboarding more GPU supply and bringing in more developer demand to Cocoon. Telegram users can expect new AI-related features built on 100% confidentiality. Cocoon will bring control and privacy back where they belong — with users. 🤖

▶️ The auction is LIVE! 🥊

t.me/auction/ufcstrike

🧐Despite some FUD, Telegram has no dependence on Russian capital. Our recent $1.7B bond offering included exactly zero Russian investors. Old bonds issued in 2021 have largely been repaid and pose no issue. 😌

In any case, bondholders are not shareholders and have no say over Telegram’s decisions. I am the sole shareholder. 😈

This year, I wish you less —

less information 📣
less food 🍆
less entertainment 📺
less communication 💬
less stimulation ⚡️

You already have too much of all that, and it stands in the way of your serenity 🧊, health 💪, sleep 💤 and creativity 🖼.

Merry Christmas! 🎄