sociegato has no answer to this

telegram screenshot on twitter make a wish

Jeremy Clarkson's tip to avoid dying from NHS negligence: lie to them

we must remove 1. from anything resembling power forever

are you still playing with your dolls son

Man these libtard reconstruction memes are a little disingenuous

Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law?
He was given two consecutive sentences.

A few of us broke into a sandwich shop.
I got caught and took the wrap.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?
They dilate.