“Well, well, well… how the turntables.”

~ Michael Scott

Don’t be rich, be wealthy.

WICKED: 🟠 Every single bitcoin pleb who daily dollar cost averages is once again in profit 🔥

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Public Company Semler Scientific buys another 165 #Bitcoin worth $15.7 million.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 City of Roswell, New Mexico sets up a strategic #Bitcoin reserve.

📈 Semler Scientific bought 165 BTC for $15.7M, raising its total to 3,467 BTC. Funded through stock sales, its Bitcoin position is now worth ~$330M

📰 https://btctimes.com/semler-scientific-expands-bitcoin-holdings-with-15-7-million-acquisition/

📣 https://x.com/BTCTimescom/status/1917606381726675075

Saylor: "We sold $1.5B of stock backed by $500M of BTC. We bought back $1.5B of Bitcoin, capturing a Billion dollar gain in the arbitrage."

Softbank: 🤯🤯🤯 This is the best business model in the world. we need to copy this immediately.

Jack Mallers says Twenty One Capital will acquire more #Bitcoin than Strategy.

"We build Bitcoin products."

NEW: 🟠 The Bitcoin hashrate has already surged over 17% since the start the year ⚡️

NEW:🇺🇸 President Trump's Executive Director says there is a "space race" amongst countries to accumulate #Bitcoin 🤯

"We view Bitcoin as digital gold"

NEW: 🟠 CANTOR FITZGERALD CHAIRMAN BRANDON LUTNICK TO SPEAK AT BITCOIN 2025 🚀

Brandon Lutnick just helped launch Twenty One, a multibillion-dollar Bitcoin-native company backed by Tether and SoftBank 🔥

Team Bitcoin.

MICHAEL SAYLOR: 🟠 By the time your financial adviser says it’s OK to buy Bitcoin, it’ll cost $1 million. When they say it’s a good idea, it’ll be $10 million.

BREAKING: 🟠 Bitcoin soared 14.7% in April — double the historical median — marking its best April since 2020, fueled by (or in spite of) rising geopolitical uncertainty.

Some people would rather grow old and bitter than admit they missed Bitcoin.

Stay humble. Stack sats.

By Bitcoin Memes

🚀 Tether releases Q1 2025 report: $143.6B USD₮ issued, $149.3B in assets, $1B profit, $5.6B excess reserves, and 46M new wallets — its first attestation under El Salvador’s regulatory oversight.

📰 https://btctimes.com/tether-releases-q1-2025-financial-attestation-under-el-salvador-oversight/

📣 https://x.com/BTCTimescom/status/1918021746705285336

NEW: 🟠 Morgan Stanley will offer Bitcoin on e-trade in 2026, per Bloomberg❗️

JUST IN: 🟠 Michael Saylor's Strategy says it still has $57 billion left to raise to buy more Bitcoin 🔥