‍ ♦️ساکنین اصلی آمریکا ' ایندین' خطاب میشن چون وقتی آمریکا کشف شد تصور اولیه این بود که سرزمین کشف شده هندوستان است..

♦️Indian هندی/ سرخپوست
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‍ ♦️The way politicians answer or maybe we’d better say not answer questions #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ 📌 We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ 📌Does this happen to you too? Do you feel proud of your thoughts? Stuff you never actually did?
♦️آیا شما هم مثل لویی بابت نیت خیرتون به خودتون افتخار میکنید؟ حتی اگر کاری در راستای آن انجام نداده باشید؟ #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ ♦️Sometimes all you need is that others shut up so you can be happy. #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit. #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ ♦️Weak parents are ruining the future.
♦️وقتی پدر مادری ضعیف عمل میکنند ، آینده یک جامعه را تهدید میکنند. #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ ♦️It’s nowadays very common to believe you “know” something just because you watched a program about it or read a couple of posts in social media. Regan makes a good point about this assumption.
♦️این روزهاو تحت تاثیر رسانه های جمعی و برنامه های مستندو توهم دانستن بسیار فراگیر شده. درک مبحث کوانتوم و نظریه ریسمان ها برای انشتاین سخت بود، ولی ظاهرا دوستانی هستند که در حالی که چیپس میخورند، با دیدن چندتا ویدیو در این مباحث صاحب نظر میشوند.
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‍ ‍♦️ Bill Hicks talks about how his bosses asked him to pretend he is working. What are the irrelevant requests your bosses have? #STANDUP #BINESH_AFZA #LANGUAGE_SCHOOL #LANGUAGE_INSTITUTE 🆔 @bineshafzalanguageinst

‍ ♦️Who is the weird one? Mitch or his sister?‍
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‍ ♦️Are you also tired of all these so called motivational sentences?

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‍ ♦️Bill Hicks tells us why following the news might be the worst thing we do with our lives.

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‍ ♦️As long as they don’t remember….
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‍ ♦️Mitch tells us why “self-taught” doesn’t work for most people.

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‍ ♦️What are you reading for?

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‍ ♦️Our stuff and other people’s stuff.

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‍ ♦️Legally Drunk: When your blood alcohol content (BAC) is 0.08% or higher, you're considered legally impaired in the U.S. While you are certain to be arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI) when your BAC is at or over 0.08%, you can still be charged if your BAC is at any level above 0.00%.

Sell /go like hot cakes, to be disposed of very quickly and effortlessly, especially in quantity: His record sold like hot cakes on the first day after its release.


Undisputed
(Adjective) not disputed or called in question; accepted.

The last straw. or the straw that broke the camel's back.
(Phrase) If an event is the last straw or the straw that broke the camel's back, it is the latest in a series of unpleasant or undesirable events, and makes you feel that you cannot tolerate a situation any longer.

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‍ ‍ ♦️Stay with George Carlin. Hear the truth about America.

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‍ ♦️Kingdom come
the next world; life after death
the end of the world (esp in the phrase until kingdom come)

Till the cows come home
for a very long time; effectively for ever

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‍ ♦️Fine and dandy
Meaning good / well.
Although often used ironically when things aren't well.
After an illness: 'I'm feeling fine and dandy now'

More than happy
more than happy/welcome/likely etc
very happy, welcome, likely etc – used to emphasize what you are saying
The store is more than happy to deliver goods to your home.
The police are more than likely to ban the match.


in one's own words
If you say something in your own words, you express it in your own way, without copying or repeating someone else's description.
Now tell us in your own words about the events of Saturday.
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