Doctor called a plumber one time to unstop a toilet. The plumber charged the Doc $300 for 1hrs work. The Doc looked at him and said I'm a doctor and I don't even make that much. Plumber said yeah when I was a doctor, I didn't make that much either.

mi rn

The Honkler knows

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻

Suspension driven fuel pump

Why my car is always broken

It's still January y'all 😭😞

Husband out shoveling the driveway. Eventually his hands get cold and he goes inside to warm up. Wife tells him to put his hands between her thighs and she clamps down to warm his hands. One thing leads to another and.....

He's out shoveling snow again.... his hands get cold and he goes back inside. Same thing happens again...

He's out shoveling snow once again... his hands get cold and he goes back inside. Wife asks him "don't your ears ever get cold?"

It's an honest living