How to open a bag with string ties.

They don't make 'em like they used to. The damn dishwasher isn't working again. Back in the day when you bought a new appliance it was for life.... it came with a warranty that started with "til death us do part".

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher matches the other appliances.

Everyone's so creative

Have you heard of the Greek hero Bophadees?
He was one of the heroes to fight in the Trojan war. His story is similar to the stories of Achilles, When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him into the river sticks to make him invincible in battle. Just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this is where he became the most vulnerable. For Achilles, it was his heel. I'll bet you've heard of the Achilles heel, but I'll bet you've never heard of Bophadees nuts.

Excellent idea 💦

Thumbs up for the good work

Her body, her choice

My wife's birthday is next week.

I got her a new fridge.

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Doctor called a plumber one time to unstop a toilet. The plumber charged the Doc $300 for 1hrs work. The Doc looked at him and said I'm a doctor and I don't even make that much. Plumber said yeah when I was a doctor, I didn't make that much either.