Forwarded from The Porkchop Express
skipper's musings
i have a story about this i got my own pc at 8 years old and made a yahoo email for myself because gmail didnt exist yet. later that year at school my class was put into a computer literacy class where one of the instructions was to create an email at hotmail…
“I made a yahoo account because Gmail didn’t exist”
WRONG try again
WRONG try again
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Forwarded from Lauritz Channel For Iranian Missile go brrrrrrr
Theres a good chance this chemical factory produced HRT. Incredible.
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Iran literally blew up the tranny factory
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Forwarded from WM
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I loved the last samurai but Tom Cruise insisting on wearing this armor and praising the “Aryan spirit” of the Japanese in every other scene was a little jarring
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Forwarded from /g/'s Tech Memes
AI has hit the boomer generation like crack hit the black community in the 90s
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Forwarded from Pills for Thrills
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Perfect 👌🏻
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Forwarded from Working Men Memes (Wesla Johnkowski)
Little girl lands position as construction boss.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough” more or less, had adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied: “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”
The little girl replied, “I will if those lazy assholes from Lowe’s ever deliver the fucking sheetrock.”
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough” more or less, had adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied: “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”
The little girl replied, “I will if those lazy assholes from Lowe’s ever deliver the fucking sheetrock.”
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