This whole Greenland situation has really cemented something that’s been a meme my entire life which is Europeans deep resentment and look down their nose attitude towards us Americans while simultaneously being obsessed with American politics to the point of derangement. Trump has just given Europeans the American that’s lived in their minds forever and they have united around their deep seeded hatred of us which is just sad given the state of Europe. I don’t give a fuck about Greenland and I don’t want to make enemies with my ancestral European nations(even if their current state resembles more Saudi Arabia) I just want brown people deported and leftists physically removed from power and I’m being played by a jewish lap dog president the same way my European counterparts are being played by EU cuck leaders who can’t even keep the lights on or Muslims out but are gonna do whatever it takes to send them to war with Russia and/or the United States.

Even gay liberal jews occasionally make a good post. We all have our moments.

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2013758693016224137

welcome Jeet Dalit Vance Jr.

WFH chads ww@

How do we tell him it doesn't show that for everyone?

Society cat gc be like

Fed theft

A wealthy old man is being audited, so he goes to the IRS agent’s office with his lawyer to sort it out.
The auditor says “well you say all your wealth comes from gambling, do you have any paper trail to back it up?
The old man replies “no, not really, but I can prove to you I’m a great gambler, are you willing to take a wager?”
The agent agrees.
“I bet you 2,500$ I can bite my eye”
The agent takes the bet, and the old man pops out a glass eye and bites it
The agent is visibly shook and the old man says “okay double or nothing, I bet you I can bite my other eye”
The agent knows he isn’t blind so he takes the bet, the old man takes out his dentures and bites his other eye.
The agent is despondent, he can’t afford to lose five grand, so the old man says “okay, one final bet, $10,000 says I can stand on one side of your desk and piss into the trash can on the other side without a single drop landing on your desk”
The agent knows this has to be impossible, this man is ancient, his prostate must be shot, there’s no way and sure enough the old man pisses all over his desk.
The agent jumps up laughing a cheering, but he sees the lawyer shaking his head with his face in his hands.
“What’s the matter?” The agent asks
The lawyer replies “before we walked in here he bet me fifty grand he could piss all over your desk and have you be happy about it”

ObtainerOf / 𝕏