r/kitchencels

All of us in the insane asylums for being gamers

when you hear someone yell fuck jannies thats me

i'm going to smear "SNIPERS ARE 4 HOMOS" on the padded cell wall with my own shit who's with me

agreed

JUST IN: $150,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap today.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump signs executive order to restrict Wall Street investors from buying single-family homes.

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I am going to open X right now to watch Ackman having a mental breakdown

Niggas born into conspiracy theorism post covid(also known as tik tok conspiracism) only know mud flood, everything Mossad op, mass formation psychosis, everyone is a clone/tranny, egyptian planes and White excellence denialism(nukes are fake, moon landing was fake=space is fake)

At least when our overlords rape children they do it *legally*

its looking like a tar day

looksmatch 2026

GN 🥰