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After years of research and studies NASA has found that the distance from sun to earth is equal to the distance from earth to sun. ๐
After years of research and studies NASA has found that the distance from sun to earth is equal to the distance from earth to sun. ๐
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I hate people who take drugs, airport security for example.
I hate people who take drugs, airport security for example.
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I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"
"No," she smiled.
"Good," I said, "get some rest, you look very tired."
I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"
"No," she smiled.
"Good," I said, "get some rest, you look very tired."
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International climate talks in Berlin finished today with 185 countries reaching a major agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.
Then they all drove to the airport in 185 cars.
International climate talks in Berlin finished today with 185 countries reaching a major agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.
Then they all drove to the airport in 185 cars.
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They say to never go shopping for food when youโre hungry but itโs been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.
They say to never go shopping for food when youโre hungry but itโs been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.
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When i was younger i once beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken.
That is what gave me the courage to do it.
When i was younger i once beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken.
That is what gave me the courage to do it.
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I wonder what happened to those people who asked me for directions!
I wonder what happened to those people who asked me for directions!
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If you're going to argue publicly on a cellphone, be fair and turn the speakerphone on so everyone can hear both sides.
If you're going to argue publicly on a cellphone, be fair and turn the speakerphone on so everyone can hear both sides.
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American kids are really looking forward to the summer holidays
No more studying or getting shot at until the Autumn.
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American kids are really looking forward to the summer holidays
No more studying or getting shot at until the Autumn.
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My dad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the Zoo.
My dad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the Zoo.
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Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money...
So I laughed and searched with them
Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money...
So I laughed and searched with them
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An immigrant ran up to me and asked, "What is time?"
"To gain more understanding of the subject, you should read Stephen Hawking's books," I replied.
An immigrant ran up to me and asked, "What is time?"
"To gain more understanding of the subject, you should read Stephen Hawking's books," I replied.
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I have an amazing ability to find things just before people lose them.
The police, however, insist on calling it theft.
I have an amazing ability to find things just before people lose them.
The police, however, insist on calling it theft.