#Idioms
Ball is in your court

Meaning: It is up to you or it is you turn to make the next decision

Examples:
Well, they invited you, so the ball is in your court now. Do you want to go out with them or not?

#Idioms
**to bury the hatchet**

Meaning: to make peace with someone.

Example:
Can you please bury the hatchet and make up with your sister already? I can't take the constant fighting.

#Jokes
I don't know the meaning of the word "fear."

To be fair, I don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

#Jokes
Interviewer - "so, can you tell us about yourself?"

Me: "I'd rather not, I want this job"

#Jokes
Never forget all those men and women who lost their lives in WW1.

So we'd have the freedom to fight in another World War.

#Jokes
The path to inner peace begins with just four words:

Not my fucking problem.

#Jokes
Instead of being cremated or buried when I die, I'd much rather my body to be cut into pieces and then sent to people I don't like.

#Jokes
After years of research and studies NASA has found that the distance from sun to earth is equal to the distance from earth to sun. 😜

#Jokes
I hate people who take drugs, airport security for example.

#Jokes
I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"

"No," she smiled.

"Good," I said, "get some rest, you look very tired."

#Jokes
International climate talks in Berlin finished today with 185 countries reaching a major agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.

Then they all drove to the airport in 185 cars.

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They say to never go shopping for food when you’re hungry but it’s been a week already and I keep getting hungrier and hungrier.

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When i was younger i once beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken.

That is what gave me the courage to do it.

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