#Jokes
A girl said to her mother:I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent and self sufficient. I don't need a husband. But why are you asking me to marry?

The mother replied: You are a fine creation and undoubtedly will achieve many great things. But some things, inevitably, will not go the way you want. Worst, some things will fail. Whom will you blame?
Yourself?
No!

You need a husband!
😜😜

For those who are school or university students 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
This app and their website (www.khanacademy.org) are really great if you are still keen on learning.
They cover a wide range of subjects and the good thing about it, is that you can learn at your pace.
Of course there many other advantages which you will discover on yourself.
Good luck

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You can't be obese and healthy, says study

UK prison tests anti-drone technology

Family in Zimbabwe turns rubbish into art

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Transcript:

Previous studies have suggested that around a third of very overweight people are healthy – they have normal blood pressure and cholesterol levels despite being classed as obese, according to their body mass index, which is a measure of height versus weight. But a new analysis of the medical records of 3.5m UK residents suggests the idea of healthy obesity is a myth. Compared to those of a normal weight, it suggests even outwardly healthy obese people have a 49% greater risk of developing coronary heart disease.

This remarkable footage shows a drone being used to smuggle drugs into a UK prison. And here in Guernsey, prison chiefs are leading the way in tackling this aerial menace. You are about to see a drone stopped mid-flight. The system hacks the frequency of the drone, halts it and sends it back to where it came from. It's the first prison in the world to be using a drone-detecting fence, called 'Sky Fence'.

He has a knack for seeing treasure in a mountain of trash. Every week, Royd Bisiwasi goes to dump sites and restaurants to collect rubbish that would have otherwise landed up in landfills. He creates objects of beauty from waste and puts food on the table and provides a home for his family. The family makes art, toys, even furniture. This order of 200 giraffes is destined for the United States. It will net them about $600 - much higher than the average monthly salary here.

Words and phrases and definitions:

myth
widely held but false belief

smuggle
move goods illegally in and out of a place or country

has a knack for
has a natural talent for

Episode 2: Reading Assignments- Crash Course Study Skills

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3.Memory- Crash Course Study Skills

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Why do we sigh?

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Vocabulary

survival mechanism
something that your body does without thinking to keep you alive

to reset
to make something work again by going back to original settings

reflex
a physical action you can’t control

to breathe a sigh of relief
to feel better after worrying about something

frustration
the feeling of being annoyed because you can’t do something

resignation
the feeling of accepting something bad that you cannot change

Reinvent the wheel

Doing it all over again

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Jon Stewart Grants Trump's Request For Equal Time On Late-Night Show

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4.Planning & Organization- Crash Course Study Skills

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Many might wonder why bother with study skills tutorials. Well… those many people who might be wondering why they should spend more time to sharpen their study skills, are mostly accused of not being successful at accomplishing hard tasks. And learning is one of those hard tasks.
I have lectured and preached my students to the point where they got bored over the importance of study skills.
With all the distractions that we are surrounded with these days, including but not limited to, watching TV, spending time one Facebook, hanging out with friends and many other tempting and luring distractions that are beckoning at us day and night to have our time wasted away, it is very hard to spend time studying and learning new things. Though those things that cause distractions, if used right and properly, can aid you to learn faster.
It doesn’t take focus and determination only to stay on track. It takes more than that. You must be armed and equipped with the right skills to have your life managed well.
I think what I wrote above is convincing enough to have you watch the videos on #Study_Skills.
Well… if not. Then I can’t tell you more tonight it’s been a long day and I’d rather hit the bed than type stupid things on my computer.
Good night to you all and sleep well

#Jokes
If a woman says “Do what you want”
Do NOT do what you want.
Stand still.
Don’t blink.
Don’t even breathe.
Just play dead.

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6.Procrastination- Crash Course Study Skills

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The story: Britain's food waste problem

Learn language related to: Waste

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