#Jokes
The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.
Nobody knows what may happen.
Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.
Nobody knows what may happen.
Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
#Jokes
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a copper whistle. But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle. Now I can whistle.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a copper whistle. But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle. Now I can whistle.
#Jokes
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art." 😜😜
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art." 😜😜
#Jokes
Why did god create man before he created woman?
Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
Why did god create man before he created woman?
Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
#Announcement
Hi again everyone!
Hope you're all doing well.
Thank you for sticking around while I was busy fighting the aliens who wanted to invade our planet. Thanks to my troops' effort now we are all safe and you need to fear nothing.
Now that things are back to normal, I am going to resume posting things on the channel to make up for my long absence.
Hope you like the things I post and if you have any ideas or comments on how things should improve on the channel, please do not hesitate to write to me @TalebSedaghat .
Good luck to you all
Hi again everyone!
Hope you're all doing well.
Thank you for sticking around while I was busy fighting the aliens who wanted to invade our planet. Thanks to my troops' effort now we are all safe and you need to fear nothing.
Now that things are back to normal, I am going to resume posting things on the channel to make up for my long absence.
Hope you like the things I post and if you have any ideas or comments on how things should improve on the channel, please do not hesitate to write to me @TalebSedaghat .
Good luck to you all
#Lingohack
Today's Headlines:
London to build super-sewer
Harry Potter fans do yoga with a magical twist
Pets in the office? Some UK firms welcome them
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Today's Headlines:
London to build super-sewer
Harry Potter fans do yoga with a magical twist
Pets in the office? Some UK firms welcome them
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Upper Intermediate
#Lingohack https://tttttt.me/UI_EnglishLessons
Words and phrases and definitions:
tunnelling
used for digging passages through the ground
put a spin on
present something in a particular way
camaraderie
a feeling of friendship towards someone
tunnelling
used for digging passages through the ground
put a spin on
present something in a particular way
camaraderie
a feeling of friendship towards someone
Upper Intermediate
#6_minute_English https://tttttt.me/UI_EnglishLessons
Vocabulary
as sick as a dog
very sick
paws
the feet of certain animals which have pads and claws
biosensor
a sensor which uses a living thing to detect chemicals
to screen
to examine something for its suitability
deterrent
a thing which stops a person from doing something
orthodoxy
a generally accepted way of doing things
as sick as a dog
very sick
paws
the feet of certain animals which have pads and claws
biosensor
a sensor which uses a living thing to detect chemicals
to screen
to examine something for its suitability
deterrent
a thing which stops a person from doing something
orthodoxy
a generally accepted way of doing things
#Jokes
A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless.
The psychiatrist says, "My god, whoever did this needs help!"
A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless.
The psychiatrist says, "My god, whoever did this needs help!"
#Jokes
Due to the recession and to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
Due to the recession and to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
#Jokes
Teacher: "What do you do after school?"
1st Student: "I go and buy weed from Yakobo."
2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo."
3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo."
4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."
Teacher: "You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?"
4th Student: "Yakobo."
Teacher: "What do you do after school?"
1st Student: "I go and buy weed from Yakobo."
2nd Student: "I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo."
3rd Student: "I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo."
4th Student: "I always stay at home and do my homework."
Teacher: "You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?"
4th Student: "Yakobo."
#Lingohack
Today's Headlines:
Scientists in Germany create world's largest artificial sun
101-year-old Indian runner wins medal
English village saves hedgehogs
Today's Headlines:
Scientists in Germany create world's largest artificial sun
101-year-old Indian runner wins medal
English village saves hedgehogs
Upper Intermediate
#Lingohack https://tttttt.me/UI_EnglishLessons
Words and phrases and definitions:
solar power
energy from the sun that has been converted into electricity
remarkable
unusual; worthy of attention
sanctuary
place of safety and protection
solar power
energy from the sun that has been converted into electricity
remarkable
unusual; worthy of attention
sanctuary
place of safety and protection