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Today's Headlines:

New material could make sea water drinkable

China's bike hire schemes create fight for street space

Congo's beauty queen challenges prejudice

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Upper Intermediate
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Words and phrases and definitions:

scarce
insufficient in quantity

crammed
full to the point of overflowing

plight
difficult and dangerous situation
#Jokes

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.

Librarian: "They're right behind you!"
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Today's Headlines:
US anti-vaccine movement grows more daring

Future of Welsh national parks report criticised

Damian Hirst opens new exhibition in Venice

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Upper Intermediate
#Lingohack https://xn--r1a.website/UI_EnglishLessons
Words and phrases and definitions:

side-effects
undesirable reaction to a medicine

green businesses
companies with a minimal negative impact on the environment

backstory
a story of the life of a fictional character
#The_English_We_Speak

Do you have a false friend? In The English We Speak we get to hear how one of Feifei's best friends isn't a friend at all and discover that there's a great word to describe them.

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#Jokes

News: Japanese princess to give up royal status so she can marry a commoner.

I'm pretty sure she'll bring that up every time she has a row with her husband.
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The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.

Nobody knows what may happen.

Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a copper whistle. But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle. Now I can whistle.
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A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."

The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.

The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.

The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art." 😜😜