#Jokes

Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a cheese tomato pizza.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said, "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied, "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."

Hi everyone
It is time for a new fascinating #Drama series which I think you all are going to like and find useful.

Vocabulary

chill out!
relax; don't panic

keep your hair on
stop being angry or upset

don't get your knickers in a twist
don't get angry or upset

#Lingohack
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Today's Headlines:

Indian perfume firm offers jobs for the blind

Slippery bottle solves a sticky problem

Women prepare for South Pole trek

Words and phrases and definitions:

visually impaired
partially or completely blind

engineered
designed and built

heading out
departing, going in a particular direction

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Vocabulary

I haven't got all day
do it quickly; hurry up

get a move on
do it more quickly

pull your finger out
start working harder (and more quickly)

(as) quick as a flash
very quickly

A.S.A.P.
(abbreviation) as soon as possible

a quick fix
fast and easy solution

#6_minute_English

In this programme Neil and Dan will be discussing romance, as well as teaching you 6 new items of vocabulary.

Vocabulary

movement
group of people working together to support an idea

zeitgeist
the spirit of a particular time

benchmark
a standard from which other things are judged

idealised (thing)
an, often imagined, perfect version of something

nitty-gritty
the important or practical detail involved in a situation or thing

flawed
a thing which is imperfect in some way

#Drama_TheWhiteElephant

The restaurant finally gets a customer which gives Gordon, the chef, a chance to try out his special recipe. But there's a problem... the cooker is broken and a solution needs to be found quickly. Will Gordon get the chance to finally prove himself as a culinary genius?! 👇🏽👇🏽

#Drama_TheWhiteElephant
Vocabulary

on the blink
not working correctly

knackered
(here) old and broken

packed up
stopped working

had it
no longer useful

cooking on gas
the situation is going well