#Jokes
I went to a group therapy session today.
The woman who was running the group said,
"On the count of three, everyone share a secret about themselves."
"One...."
"I can't count," I shouted.

#Jokes
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that? 😜😄

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#The_English_We_Speak
Bottle

Summary

Feifei has to give a big presentation at work, and she's feeling a bit nervous. She plans to deal with her fear by slowing down and drinking water… but this doesn't help. Learn a phrase involving bottles that describes when you're too afraid to do something.

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Can you trust your own eyes?



Can you trust your own memory? Catherine and Neil discuss why the police and the legal system are concerned about eyewitness testimony.

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#Jokes

Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a cheese tomato pizza.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said, "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied, "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."

Hi everyone
It is time for a new fascinating #Drama series which I think you all are going to like and find useful.

Vocabulary

chill out!
relax; don't panic

keep your hair on
stop being angry or upset

don't get your knickers in a twist
don't get angry or upset

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https://xn--r1a.website/UI_EnglishLessons

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Words and phrases and definitions:

visually impaired
partially or completely blind

engineered
designed and built

heading out
departing, going in a particular direction