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Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

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A Mosquito landed on my wife's face...

Easiest decision of my life.

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My dad used to beat me while playing chess...

Because I'd always win.

Give no words but mum

Meaning
The phrase give no words but mum is usually simplified to just keep mum. It means: don't tell anyone - it's a secret.

Example sentence
Mark Hamill to keep mum amid Star Wars Skywalker speculation

Note
Another version of the phrase is mum's the word.

Example sentence
Don't tell anyone you saw me here. Mum's the word!

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Extra vocabulary

your secret’s safe with me
I won't tell anyone your secret

keep it under wraps
keep it secret

don't tell a soul
don't tell anyone

I won’t breathe a word
I won't tell anyone your secret

my lips are sealed
I won't tell anyone your secret

keep your mouth shut
keep a secret

blab
reveal a secret

let the cat out of the bag
reveal a secret (usually by accident)

let it slip
reveal a secret (usually by accident)

spill the beans
reveal a secret

give the game away
reveal a secret

a blabbermouth
someone who reveals secrets

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